I might drive a Honda, but I'm still a Real Good Man...
No chrome loud pipes tatoos or chains like most others in this clan...
My scooters probably boring to most doesn't leak rattle shake or shine...
It's got a comfy passenger seat rides smooth quiet and stops on a dime...
Always starts when I push the button and stops when I turn the key...
There's only two other motorcycles that can go as fast as me...
Suzuki and Kawasaki each made their hot rod to compete...
One of them pulls along side with a passenger hang on and feel the heat...
Racing is in this blood of mine it's been there since day one...
I know when to back off too so I don't spoil the fun...
Meanwhile Miss Kitty's at the ranch and she's reloading all her clips...
Think I better hide under my puter desk for her next barage of whips...

you guys work it out and just tell me where I get to park my backside...

warm enough for a thong?

=.)~

Wait Wait, Hey Squirly gal, I ain't married, WoW, your'e a Princess. Miss Angel, tell your buddy how sweet I am. lol

SquirrleGirl..he's married! No can do that one!

It's all fun,(I hope).

Someone had a spill up on Interstate No.9 ... call the waamulance.

Well Miss Kitty thanks for being honest and up front...
This was all in good fun don't know why you got so blunt...
It's amazing what a couple drinks can make some do...
Glad you got that off your chest now I know Katmandu...
The next time some guy tries to make you smile and has some class...
Try not to let your drunken mockinbird mouth overload your alligator ass...


the end...

Hey Angel!

can I come to? Looks like West Palm has a empty backside?......

Ok, got a few in me - let me attempt this... Stand back folks, this will not be for the young and innocent - LOL

Well them Mr. Jerry, hope you're ready to feel the heat.
Never wanted a date - just to look at my house when we meet.

Your bikes to you are fine and dandy,
To me they are just your candy.

I'm an old school girl who likes the bikes,
The chrome, the forks and even the pipes.

Triumphs, Indians, and the old HD...
That's what it takes for a gal like me.

You're sweet & kind, probably a nice man to date,
I just don't think it is within our realm of fate.

I'm rough and tumble, but sweet and kind.
I know deep down, I'm not your find.

I love you lots, and never forget,
I'll P on your pad & that's a bet!

ROFLMAO - I can't top that one Jerry!

Well Miss Kitty your'e a Carpenters dream,
Cute smart pretty, nice old house I'm bustin at the seams...

Readin in between your lines is a riot too,
I can't wait to get away and finally come meet you...

Gonna be a little while before I can get away,
Swamped with work again but getting caught up day by day...

When I finally make it there I'll have my van full of tools,
Poor ole Honda will stay behind there's no room for him too...

Maybe one fine day the two of you will chance to meet,
He's a fine Ole Scooter and can't wait to feel your seat...

He and I have been together long and many mile,
We just want to have some fun and see you with a smile...

I ain't forgot you said that it's your house I'll be a jackin,
Don't you worry now Miss Kitty there's nothin that I'm Lackin...

Oh Dear Mr. Jerry Speed,
I do believe you feel a need

A rescue of me is not a plea
And nuthin' in life is free

My house is big and old and crackin'
When you come up, it's that you'll be jackin'

Yes it's far and many a mile...
I'll pay you well so it's worth your while!

Wait a dern minute, I ain't done a courtin Miss Kitty yet. lol.

OMG, Jerry and Kat...you two are something else! lol I have enjoyed you both bantering back and forth with each other! Way to go...we HAVE to take a long road trip...that would be just too much fun! lol ride safely all...Angel

I am all over it - good call. Was just down in Key Largo and Islmamaraga on Sunday. Carribean Club and Hog Heaven a perfect 1-2 punch and a great 300+ mile day for a day trip.

Cool then lets pick a date and make it happen.

Now I feel a challenge from my favorite KatmanDear,
If it weren't for you Princess I wouldn't still be here...

Someday we shall meet and ride to destin's near and far,
If the weather's bad Cupcake then we can take your car...

It won't matter what we ride or drive to go someplace, just to have you by my side and bless me with your grace...

I see great potential in a friendship with your presence, if we weren't so far apart I might become a menace...

If a day comes when I find your'e single and alone, I may come to visit and inspect your lovely home...

Warning I'm a carpenter and may find things not good, then I'll have a reason to come back and bring my WOOD...

I shall leave you now my Dear I hope with a big smile, some day when I get caught up I may drive many mile...

Dear Mr. Jerry,
You are so merry!
You're not Easyrider's Peter Fonda,
But that's 'cause you ride a Honda.
I never thought you were dirty,
Just kind of flirty!
You must sleep a lot,
That's why my name you forgot.

A ride north of here beats south anytime, traffic down here is no fun.

Miss Kat no need to worry, I'd stop and pause for you...
I'll ride through rain snow sleet or hail, to make my dreams come true...
To have you riding with me would be a major blast, with a slim cute pretty gal like you my Ole Honda will still go fast...
No need to worry cupcake I may be old but I'm not dirty, I promise you a safe return and I'll keep it below 130...
Someday the time may come for me to give you lots of charm, Damn what's all this buzzing sound oh hell it's my alarm...
Time for me to wake and go to work in all this rain, I just had a wonderful dream about some gal done forgot her name...
next, lol.

Lakeland - a long weekend sounds doable to me, maybe 5 days tops.

Jerry - wasn't referring to your brakes - but riding 2 up. LOL But good to know you'll pause for the cause.

Kat