IT IS HOTTER THAN A DAWG IN MATING SEASON

My mama asked me if I was afraid to get hurt riding...

I said...

God already knows when I'm going to die..I may as well have fun til I get there.

Let's do it to them before they do it to us...Hill Street Blues

Oh, yes I do.

Every Person Dies - Not every Person Truly Lives!
Love this quote...It's soooo true!

You have no clue who Cooter Brown is?

I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for what I'm not

Tee-hee!!!

"No thats okay Mom, I have enough money"

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

funny! my great grandmother use to say that too! Pretty much sums it up...

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

And never - under any circumstances - take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.

When life hands you lemons. . .
Ask for Tequila & salt!

There's a time and place for everything...OK I have the time and the place now what?

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving pretty and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thorougly used up, totally worn out, loudy proclaiming "Wow, What a ride."

I'M SO EXCITED!!!! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!!!! I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I KNOW I LOVE!!!

OKAY I CHANGED A FEW WORDS

"It's not my job"... Freedie Prinze from Chico and The Man.

nomatter where you go,,,,,there you are..

1.TREAT ME GOOD I'LL TREAT YOU BETTER, TREAT ME BAD AND I'LL TREAT YOU WORSE,2. NEVER MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS,

Sh*t or get off the pot!