from the immortal Mae West:

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

BigHammer.....liked the procrastination one. Guess I never thought about it like that...but it is very true. Thanks~

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Ok I'll bite on this one, hope everyone has an open mind
Procrastination is like masterbation,your only f...ing yourself

Thanks LOCO, there ain't a place on this earth I could not find in the middle of the night at low altitude in a rain storm. Took off many times with 40+ on board and landed with 3. Now if they would only declassifie som of this I could write a book and be rich.........Or death depending on who reads it.

Lakeland
sorry you get credit for my last post you brought back a memorie

It's an inside one but Eye and others will know it
"Winds are at 8, gusting at 2"
If needed I'll explsin later.

"Doing a good job around here is like wetting yourself in a dark suit. It give you a nice warm feeling but nobody notices"

Your ego is writing checks your body can't catch.

EYE and LOCO, always glad to give you a lift for a drop at midnight at low altitude

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Very profound Turtle. TY, It just stiffened the spnine.

How bout one of MY favorites from "Nickelback" ...

Sumthins gotta be wrong cause I'm feelin' way too damn good!

Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman.

Hey there Bikeman! I happen to really like that song! lol It's got a great beat to it...but my CD is f*ed up....dayum...gotta hate when that happens! :) You stay safe out there Big boy! Angel

Quote from my friend Tina or harleyrose6569 on here
"Sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary"

Verse from a nickelback song

"I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease"

Yeah Angel it was great. I guess I wasn't the best airman either, I may have spent a little time pulling KP lol.

"If it don't make dollars it don't make sense(cents).

OMG! NoPork...you said LACKLAND!!! lol Brings back many many memories for me... some not so bad..didn't you love the intro into military life??? LOL

Put 'em up..fft..fft..put 'em up..fft

If assholes could fly this place would be an airport..

My Bad!.....

this isn't really a quote, but i have always remembered it....."when i am an old lady sitting in my rocking chair on the porch, will i be smiling from the memories of all the things i did do, or be shitting on myself for all the things i didn't do"