a place is no prob...all I need is the opportunity

SEX IS IDENTICAL TO COMEDY,IT REQUIRES TIMING

SOME WOMAN NEED A REASON TO HAVE SEX,MEN JUST NEED A PLACE

DUCKING FOR APPLES-CHANGE ONE LETTER AND THATS THE STORY OF MY LIFE

HOW LUCKY WE ARE THAT WE CAN REACH OUR GENITALS INSTEAD OF THAT SPOT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR BACK THAT ITCHES

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIGHT AND HARD IS YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON!!!!!!!

DONT WORRY IT ONLYS SOUNDS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

hahahaha....too funny..I guess in that case you hope for a blizzard , huh ??

SEX IS LIKE SNOW,YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST!!!

And gotta love the back of the biker's t-shirt that says, "If you can read this, the B##CH fell off!"

A man who trims himself to suit everyone soon whittles himself to nothing..

If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average..

SCREW SKITTLES,COME TASTE MY RAINBOW

A FRIEND WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS OUT

IM YOUR HUCKELBERRY

"bend over , I'll drive "

LEAD, FOLLOW,or get the F*** outta MY WAY!

hey i like that! i'm gonna use it..the visual is just tooo much for me at this point. i've got to get out and go man hunt'n this weekend...lol....

I like that one ... If you get any closer to my a$$ you better start pulling my hair....

" Love as if you have never been hurt"

" It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"

Three can keep a secret if two are dead