Some people are like slinky's... Not really good for anything.... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

YESTERDAY IS HISTORY< TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY AND TODAY IS A GIFT THAT"S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT!!!!


THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE IT ONLY WORKS WHEN IT"S OPEN!!

Tinker. THAT was some funny stuff!!!!
My personal favorite: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway

IM READY TO PLAY IN THE SNOW

WHY SURE IT IS,JUST SAY WHEN.

"I'm sorry, you feel that way."

"It's not my s*&$."

"S*ck it up ,Princess!!!" (always good during a hockey game followed by "Get in the box and cry!!!!")

Speak up to be heard, shut up to be appreciated..

When you feel that nobody loves you,

Nobody cares for you,

And everyone is ignoring you,

You should start asking yourself...



...............Am I TOO sexy?

One of my favorites

Well behaved women seldom make history

Ok There are a couple that I stand by
But the one that really sticks is
"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER"

DONE

JADE

Overheard from a saddlebronc rider at a local rodeo...
"If you can get a saddle on it, I'll try and ride it"

Same guy an hour later with his arm in a sling....
"I knew I shouldn't have tried it, but my ego beat my brain into submission"

" I maybe drunk Miss but. inthe morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly" Winston Churchill

Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe!
--Unknown

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Even if your on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
~Will Rogers

uhhmmmm....yes you are....lol
nice to see you stopped by..

IM NOT SKITZOFRENIC,AND NEITHER AM I

"The best things in life can never be kept; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love."

- Tony Farrar -

"Loving people live in a loving world, hostile people live in a hostile world.
Same world."
~Wayne Dyer