Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe!
--Unknown
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
My personal favorite: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!