Forum: Favorite Quote - Come On you know you wanna...

Well behaved women seldom make history

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.....
it's more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow!!"

"throw caution to the wind & live life on the razor's edge

tinker1000 write:

heritage99 write:
Tinker. THAT was some funny stuff!!!!
My personal favorite: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

F EM!

Thanks Bro. I tend to get a litle overzealous when it comes to trying to make people laugh, as was pointd out in the joke forum, so I humbly turfed a bunch.

OOPS. MEANT TO SAY F EM!

tinker1000 write:

heritage99 write:
Tinker. THAT was some funny stuff!!!!
My personal favorite: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

F EM!

Thanks Bro. I tend to get a litle overzealous when it comes to trying to make people laugh, as was pointd out in the joke forum, so I humbly turfed a bunch.

Carolina_girl write:
Some people are like slinky's... Not really good for anything.... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hickory Di*kory Dock,
Two mice ran up her sock.
One stopped at the garter,
The other was smarter.
Hickory Di*kory Dock

~Poems For the John~

My personal favorite pickup line
(that's NEVER worked for me)
Where ya been all my life, baby??

"True friends stab you in the front"
~Oscar Wilde~

My favorite quotes:

Rita Rudner:
When I meet a man I ask myself, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Yogi Berra:
When you come to a fork in the road....take it

Hey Baby girl,
Your daughter is adorable, is she mixed? I love your tatoo, soooo cool!!! Sonia:)

Thanks, it is indeed a beautiful bike, isnt it? $ 50,000, cheap!!! LOL

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today"

''All men are created equal, It is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.''

harleydude2002 write:
If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten.

Man Up!

&

Get er done!!!

the defination of insanity---doing the same thing ove and over expecting different results

'You can't be first, but you CAN be next'

BabyGirl4You831 write:

sonia2005 write:
YESTERDAY IS HISTORY< TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY AND TODAY IS A GIFT THAT"S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT!!!!

THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE IT ONLY WORKS WHEN IT"S OPEN!!

Nice bike....

Bike? There was a bike in that pic?

heritage99 write:
Tinker. THAT was some funny stuff!!!!
My personal favorite: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Thanks Bro. I tend to get a litle overzealous when it comes to trying to make people laugh, as was pointd out in the joke forum, so I humbly turfed a bunch.

sonia2005 write:
YESTERDAY IS HISTORY< TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY AND TODAY IS A GIFT THAT"S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT!!!!

THE MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE IT ONLY WORKS WHEN IT"S OPEN!!

Nice bike....

Carolina_girl write:
Some people are like slinky's... Not really good for anything.... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Carolina Girl...you made my day with that one!

Reminds me of a Garfield Cartoon on my bulletin board at work....Jon and Garfield are standing there as Odie walks up - Garfield pushes him off the table - Jon asks Garfield why he did that - and Garfield reply...."I didn't see you volunteering"!

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