The definition of Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results!

An expectation is a premeditated resentment!

DITTO, DITTO, DITTO LOVED THIS ONE

and to that please add....IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE A**HOLE IS DRIVING.....

hope u don't mind, i copied/pasted this and email to a slew a friends...thanks danag05

THE BIG BAD WOLF DON"T OWE YOU NOTHING GET OVER IT........
GETTIN OLD ISN"T FOR WHUSS"S

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity!

"No one can make you feel insignificant without your consent"

Eleanor Roosevelt.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with one footstep."

Ghandi

"Stand back honey... I am not sure how big this thing is gunna get!"

Adam to Eve, first meeting. Garden of Eden.

can i use that one, please?

AHHHH Happy hour, my favorite 90 minutes--yoga bear--i think

Don't even move those panties to the side, I'm gonna bust right through em..

It'll feel better when it quits hurtin.

Do you like it here better than you do now?

TRUST...that whatever happens, there is someone who will understand.
HONESTY...the feeling that you never need to hold back.
PEACE...in being accepted for who you really are.
BEAUTY...in outlook more than appearance
FREEDOM...to be yourself, to change, and to grow
JOY...in every day, in every memory, and in your hopes for the future.
LOVE...to last a lifetime, and perhaps beyond.

LOL - I just got around to catching up on this post.....

I got a great visual on that one!

The body is not a temple, it's a playground.
Have fun with it.......
~?~

Stupid is as stupid does. ~FG~

Shoot me while I'm happy
~?~

HOW TRUE THAT IS!

(SWEET) I LOVE THAT ONE....HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT!

Better to be hated for who you are than than loved for who you are not

BREEZE...WHAT A GUY! GREAT QUOTES!

LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE NUMBER OF BREATHS WE TAKE....BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.......


DON'T HAVE TO GET BIT BY THE DOG TWICE TO KNOW HE BITES........................


THE BRAVE MAY NOT LIVE FOREVER BUT THE CAUTIOUS DON'T LIVE AT ALL..............


FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND DO IT ON PURPOSE.................................


GOOD JUDGEMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE....
EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD JUDGEMENT.....


I SEEK STRENGHTH NOT TO BE GREATER THAN MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BUT TO FIGHT MY GREATEST ENEMY:MYSELF

NO MATTER HOW COMPLICATED WE GET, THE BASICS NEVER LOSE THEIR POWER TO RESTORE US TO SANITY....................

A GRAY DAY IS JUST THAT...ONE GRAY DAY..

THE BIGGEST RISK IN LIFE IS NOT TO RISK AT ALL..................................

WHAT I CAN'T DO ALONE, WE CAN DO TOGETHER................................

THE ONLY LIMITATIONS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES WE PLACE ON OURSELVES..............

GIVE THEM YOUR LOVE BUT DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR VERY SELF, THAT BELONGS TO YOU.....

TRUE LOVE CANNOT BE FOUND WERE IT DOES NOT TRUELLY EXIST...BUT IT CAN'T BE HIDDEN WHERE IT TRUELLY DOES............

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR..YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT.....

hung like Einstein, smart as a horse! or hung like a "bull budgie"

Soberness conceals what drunkeness reveals....

No wonder I drink!!!!!