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Posted on Sat, Jan 29, 2005 22:20

MODERN DAY BIKER
I¿m a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.
My putt she¿s a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I'd never rode when I bought her, so I trailered her home.
I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.
I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
They¿re way over my head, can¿t reach them at all.
Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she don¿t break cuz I can¿t fix my own scoot.
Couple falls, couple crashes, another 5 grand in fix¿n,
Now I got my permit just can¿t take my little vixen.
The vixen she's a hottie, she¿ll be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.
I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.
I got me an attitude, I¿m the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.
I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but it got in the way of my phone.
I call my friends ¿bro¿ now, they got new scooters too,
We think we need an oil change, just no sure how to.
I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior,
But I love Mikey the most, he¿s the freaking ring leader.
And don¿t forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.
I won¿t ride to Sturgis, man that¿s way too far,
I¿ll just load up the trailer and tow with the car.
I¿ll stay in a motel, five stars there¿s no doubt,
One with great food and where credit has clout.
I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.
I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U.
If the vixen don¿t like it and thinks I¿m a dope
No problems here, it¿ll wash off with soap.
Sleep on the ground! You¿re kidding me right?
Next thing you¿ll want me to do is stay up n party all night.
I¿ll buy me a patch that says ¿I RODE MINE THERE¿,
Who the hells gonna know, it¿s a lie but who cares.
Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when it¿s too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.
Yea, I¿m a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, I¿ll reply someday.

  


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Posted on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 22:29

It's kinda funny though. Hardly anyone calls baggers "garbage barges", and they call a kick stand a "jiffy stand" now, and I met an MMI certified mechanic who doesn't even know what a mousetrap is. WTF?

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Posted on Mon, Mar 06, 2006 14:14

After reading these posts got to thinking about David Mann, Easyriders, Weasels, Hamsters and ABATE of California.

What a long strange trip it's been.



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Posted on Fri, Dec 23, 2005 05:01

There is a web site that has pages and pages of his work, you may have seen it. I just look up Dave Mann on the web and go from there.



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Posted on Wed, Dec 21, 2005 20:09

Doubled81,
I just wanted to post this, it is my favorite, I had the poster at one time.
Spyder

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Posted on Tue, Dec 20, 2005 11:29

Ok...its the 20th and Im gonna hijack this thread and i will do it everywhere I go until you all get off yer arsses and go to Merry Christmas to our Solidiers!!! I'm not letting that thread die our boys are reading it and ya'll are piassin me off!! They deserve pics and anything that will make them smile all year long but at the very least until Christmas!!!! Im gonna start stalkin the threads if I have ta!!

  


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Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2005 23:41

If I get all the money?? LMAO



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Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2005 14:21

Hey OneEye,

How was Never Never Land??? Don't give us no "BULL" chit answers either...LOL

  


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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 07:26

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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 05:07

naw..cause i might like that!! LMAO



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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 04:58

sweetpeasoup write:
Back off MissKandykane.. er.. whatever yer name is lol... I saw him first!!

Yeah, yeah, I know I aint postin. But hey (I don't remember them taken the real ones away?) but okay...My b@oobs are fake and not really booobs, so maybe my post is fake and so I'm not really postin?? LMAO

Wow!! A man with depth. I am impressed!! Just had to tell ya. I'm not sure it counts though cause you needed drugs to be enlightened...j/k

well we could fight for him...he'd like that .lmao.Wanna jello wrestle for him?



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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 02:14

Back off MissKandykane.. er.. whatever yer name is lol... I saw him first!!

Yeah, yeah, I know I aint postin. But hey (I don't remember them taken the real ones away?) but okay...My b@oobs are fake and not really booobs, so maybe my post is fake and so I'm not really postin?? LMAO

Wow!! A man with depth. I am impressed!! Just had to tell ya. I'm not sure it counts though cause you needed drugs to be enlightened...j/k

  


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Posted on Sat, Dec 17, 2005 15:32

sweetpeasoup write:
I wanna marry him!!!

No i wanna....



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Posted on Sat, Dec 17, 2005 09:23

Jack...you the man!

  


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Posted on Sat, Dec 17, 2005 00:36

I wanna marry him!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 19:03

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thunderunderme write:
Eye_M...I don't think blonde comes into play here...I'm blonde and I got it right off first time. hmmmm CC


I come here to play sometimes, of course, you know me, I'll play anywhere.


Go play in the "bra size" post

  


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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 18:25

thunderunderme write:
Eye_M...I don't think blonde comes into play here...I'm blonde and I got it right off first time. hmmmm CC


I come here to play sometimes, of course, you know me, I'll play anywhere.



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Posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 04:18

BB.. do u know I luv yer mug??? Why couldnt you be 20 yrs younger and live in my basement??



SPS,
Well my dear, I feel right at home in a basement. : )
as to the 20 years...what? you aren't into us old coots? LOL Bet I can still dance you dizzy and romance you til yuh swoon. LOL



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Posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 22:09

Jade girl that pic is smokin!!! Damn it makes me want to go to the gym... I luv black and whites!! You are absolutely gorgeous too.

BB.. do u know I luv yer mug??? Why couldnt you be 20 yrs younger and live in my basement??

LOL... Im sure they all know by now Im dancing to my own tune over here.. looks funny but I like it!!

  


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Posted on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 22:00

Ok.. I just put on my armour for the haters that'll be comin to get me...LOL


Tell ya what. The haters come to get you, send em in my direction. I'll take care of your light work. : )
It is my belief that whatever it takes to make you feel good about yourself is what you should do.
So all I can say is "good for you, Rebbca!"
BB



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