That's a geat new pic you have AngelR!

Now, what was the topic again? Socks?

Saw this on a shirt:

Front side~

Word of the day: Legs

Back side~ Spread the word

AngelR:

Noooo.....I wasn't referring to ALL women, or even SOME women. I was referring to just ONE woman. Like I said in an earlier post: The perfect gift would be duct tape, a claw hammer, a chest freezer, and a wood chpper, in that order. Nope, the rest of you are all GREAT in my book! (Well, so far anyway.)

don
let your mouth write a check that your A$# can
t cash!

Eye...through her ribcage??? Such animosity! Such violence! C'mere Big Boy! lol
Ok, in all seriousness, I can agree with you to a certain extent! (Sorry Sis'!) Some of us of the "weaker sex" aren't very nice...but that doesn't mean all of us need our hearts ripped out, does it??? Huh? Well....DOES IT????

SEEN ON A BUMPER STICKER

Hows my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SH*T.

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.
-Suzanne Somers
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~~ You NEVER get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression! ~~

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage."

YOU TALK'N TO ME?
TAKE THIS PEBBLE FROM MY HAND.
IF I TOLD YA, I'D HAFTA TO KILL YA.
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER W/THAT MOUTH?
HERE'S A QUARTER,GO CALL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHT.
I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
LIFE'S TOOO SHORT.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
WHO PISSED IN YOUR POST TOASTIES?
LIKA A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP.
JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE.

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.

Joe Dirt wasn't it?

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS.
NO FREE RIDES!

Ain't nuthin' but a thang.

Beat it to fit, paint it to match.

Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff.

Sometimes, the dragon wins....the question is: "Who is the dragon today?"

Illegitimis non carborundum: "Don't let the bastards get you down."

Yes it's an Indian, and no it's not made by Harley.

For kids and whiners:

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.

what I tell my kids:
"don't do what I do, do what I said for you to do"

Since meeting Lakeland I've found myself repeatedly saying....

I can NOT believe you said that!

and...

That's it, Mister...you're in trouble now!

If you cant run with the big dogs. stay on the porch and pee with the puppies.

um if they can't take a joke.

"If ya ain't the Lead Dog...the view never changes"!!

"How much fun can we have before we get to Hell"?

"If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself" !!