Where are the normal women? Romance

  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 09:02


    Little girl goes to the barber shop with her dad. She stands next to him eating a twinkie while her dad is getting his hair cut. The Barber turns to the little girl and says "Honey your gonna get hair on your twinkie." The little girl says "Yea I know and I am gonna get BOOBS Too.."

    hehehehhehe Just thought I would throw that in .. I know its off the subject but someone mentioned twinkies and it reminded me of my favorite joke!! lol
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 08:45



    secretsquirrel write:

    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........



    did somebody say I'm not eating bug's bunny barf?


    No I said eat me I'm a twinkie!!!!!

    YEEHAW!!!

    FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!!!

    MY SOUL IS MORE TWISTED EVERYDAY!!
    AND I LIKE IT MORE EVERYDAY!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 08:45



    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........



    did somebody say I'm not eating bug's bunny barf?

    and I'm like this in real life?
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 08:43



    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........


    Eat a twinkie instead!!!

    YEEHAW
    GIDDYUP!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 08:42



    beatitudes_5 write:
    barge------read my lips......we are in new york......


    You are now in sing sing
    I am now in sing sing
    NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 08:41



    chkn write:

    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........


    What a hoot! I didn't notice this tread grew like it did. You peeps been having a ball. LOL. .......You can mis spell to me anytime. Besides How the heck am I gonna know if it's misspelled antway. rothflmao
    Chkn



    Hey everybody the brooock brooock chicken man deee sided to join the crowd
    Woo Hoo

    a nother Normal!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 07:18



    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........


    What a hoot! I didn't notice this tread grew like it did. You peeps been having a ball. LOL. .......You can mis spell to me anytime. Besides How the heck am I gonna know if it's misspelled antway. rothflmao
    Chkn
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 06:57



    beatitudes_5 write:
    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........



    knew you was on smumpin!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 06:55



    beatitudes_5 write:
    barge------read my lips......we are in new york......

    he started the thread...

    boatdoc hasn't been here since
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 06:32


    barge------read my lips......we are in new york......
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 06:30


    secretand & bikerman....... yea i did mean angels and bikerman i finally did find your tag from your bike...now, i wasn't drunk but to be honest, with all the chit with my daughter---the doctor gave me some sleeping pills-guess i should of got off the computer sooner...lol.....and yes, i do know my spelling is awful-can't spell worth a chit.....lol......but i'm still not eating any salad.........
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 06:30


    aaaahhhhhhhhh........the fragrance of love.........lmao........still ani't eating no salad............
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2005 03:56



    secretsquirrel write:

    beatitudes_5 write:
    thuder and BHG----come to florida with us............lmao

    I'm already there...

    there won't be a limp dic'k in the state!!!

    Damn there won't be a man standing..

    all lying in he sand on there bellys!!!



    OK...OK...who the heck is coming to Florida and when and why??? If you chikie poos think you're coming here to take the men, back but buck up! lol Sorry, almost forgot I was an Angel...got my "wings" all in a flutter!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 21:13



    beatitudes_5 write:
    thuder and BHG----come to florida with us............lmao

    I'm already there...

    there won't be a limp dic'k in the state!!!

    Damn there won't be a man standing..

    all lying in he sand on there bellys!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:58



    secretsquirrel write:

    bargemedic1 write:
    I dont understand how so many people (not just the ladies) can nuttier than squirell turds and still be free to roam the streets? Where are the normal everyday ladies? Age isn't a factor. I would just like to find someone who accepts me for who i am and doesnt want to change me. Who can accept as well as give love and friendship. Why is it so damn hard to do that?



    Boat dock you know you met the one when you can follow them in the John after they have done there duty and looked and "saluted" and yell for the camera....

    you follow after and say

    "Damn what died and you let it loose"


    and you can still go in there and brush your teeth!!

    Dude that is LOVE!!!


    You have been elevated to Johnsonized Goddess with that post!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:56



    bargemedic1 write:
    I dont understand how so many people (not just the ladies) can nuttier than squirell turds and still be free to roam the streets? Where are the normal everyday ladies? Age isn't a factor. I would just like to find someone who accepts me for who i am and doesnt want to change me. Who can accept as well as give love and friendship. Why is it so damn hard to do that?



    Boat dock you know you met the one when you can follow them in the John after they have done there duty and looked and "saluted" and yell for the camera....

    you follow after and say

    "Damn what died and you let it loose"


    and you can still go in there and brush your teeth!!

    Dude that is LOVE!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:46


    Dude Boat Dock we stole your thread it needed it.....l

    this is normal..........

    Enjoy life!!!!

    why we are here!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:44



    secretsquirrel write:

    beatitudes_5 write:
    if he's the god, we will then be his angles..............lol.........fallen..................lmao

    know you meant Angels but

    like to see what angles will get me....sheet ain't been angled in along time...is that like dangled?... please hang me from post....

    oop's that's Purple Bear Azz thread....

    movin on......whistle.... whistle.... whistle....


    TIME AND PLACE PLEASE!!!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:43



    beatitudes_5 write:
    if he's the god, we will then be his angles..............lol.........fallen..................lmao

    know you meant Angels but

    like to see what angles will get me....sheet ain't been angled in along time...is that like dangled?... please hang me from post....

    oop's that's Purple Bear Azz thread....

    movin on......whistle.... whistle.... whistle....
  • View author's info posted on Jul 05, 2005 20:42



    secretsquirrel write:

    bikeman542a write:
    Rocky I'm thinkin we're gonna put these poor people straight into therapy!!!!!!!


    They're not ready fot full Johnsonazation yet!!!!!!


    OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!!!!



    R2 back on the bus tours over!!!


    YOU WILL ALL BE ASIMILATED!!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!! JOHNSONAZATION WILL BE COMPLETE!!!!

    WATCH OUT NORMALS< WE'RE COMIN TO A TOWN NEAR YOU!!!!!

    FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!!
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