I actually told one guy once while playing pool: he said something like this to me: You know if you would lose 10 pounds i would consider dating you...I told him: If you grew a di*ck I might consider dating YOU!! We became best friends... :)
" Best kiss off line? "
Princess, your'e a sweety, it's been a blast, we have wonderful memories, I'll alway's love you, we will be friends forever, you have done so much for me, it's such an honor to be with you, your future is as bright as the sun, I have never felt skin as smooth as yours, BUT. I think I love your mother more.