Best kiss off line? Romance

  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 09:20



    secretsquirrel write:

    bikeman542a write:

    secretsquirrel write:

    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....


    That's because you're on the West coast with all the limpwristed little faggalas!!

    Ya never brought that chit to Boston!!

    hee hee hee hee



    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

    I'm bringing it your way in a few

    Be very very scared.......


    Don't sing it , bring it!!

    Ya better say your prayers and take your vitamins!!!!

    hee hee hee
    giddyup
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 09:16



    bikeman542a write:

    secretsquirrel write:

    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....


    That's because you're on the West coast with all the limpwristed little faggalas!!

    Ya never brought that chit to Boston!!

    hee hee hee hee



    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

    I'm bringing it your way in a few

    Be very very scared.......
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 09:14



    ThighSyn write:

    secretsquirrel write:

    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....


    That explains you being solo too then woman! What are we to do??? oh well, you go on another nut adventure, I'll continue weeding out the weak... :)



    Gams....

    wing is teasing you
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 09:13



    secretsquirrel write:

    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....


    That's because you're on the West coast with all the limpwristed little faggalas!!

    Ya never brought that chit to Boston!!

    hee hee hee hee
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 09:10



    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    yea then ya tell him GO HOME TO MAMA YA LITTLE PANSY ASS FREAK!!!!!

    If he tries REALLY hard maybe he'll grow some hair on em!!!

    It's gotta s u c k for a woman when ya realize that you're more man then they are!!!

    Buncha namby pamby limp wristed pogo puffin squishy bum mothafuckas!!!

    OK I gotta roll see ya all down there!!

    I hope somebody has some dam bail money!!

    THE YANKEES ARE COMIN AND I'M THEM!!!!

    My friend told me if I get any bigger I'm gonna have my own zipcode!!! I'll be a freakin place instead of a person!!!

    GIDDYUP!!
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 08:21



    secretsquirrel write:

    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....


    That explains you being solo too then woman! What are we to do??? oh well, you go on another nut adventure, I'll continue weeding out the weak... :)
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 08:11



    ThighSyn write:
    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?



    Gams we pickum and scare the "shi..et.."out of them.....

    they can't handle a bad ass gorgeous piece of are you kidding she's looking at me?....
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 08:07



    wingrider1 write:
    HUH! Some one has given you a kiss off line ( he checks his ears to make sure there not clogged)

    Wing there not thinking with there "ears"?????
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 07:28


    Best Kiss off Line: I was left a message on his A*OL away message: Im in love with someone else..How cowardly is that? Then stupid me lets him come back into my life 3 months later when she dumps him...only to get yet again, but in email not an away message: I met someone thanks for being there for me! LOSER! LOL
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 05:52


    i was told that a man needs to feel needed--to feel like a real man--that i should be asking his advice on what to or not do to my house--that i was toooooooo self sufficent

    that is BS--he wasn't strong enough in himself
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 04:24


    Said to me by a texas cowboy that moved north. Met him at HD when picking up the bike...
    On our date he says:
    Anyone ever tell you, your very intimidating? That would make my mom very nervous.

    Oh brother....can I pick em or what?
  • View author's info posted on May 14, 2005 04:15



    Happykitty47 write:
    Said to me: My friends at the bar are complaining because I'm not there.
    (hahahahahaha)

    Said by me: My best friend's going throught a breakup. She really needs me.
    (My bad from the past. Now I'm just honest. Honest!!!!)


    Never to know you any other way Kitty.
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