Forum: Best kiss off line?

Best Kiss off line. Hmmmmmmm Is this Best Kiss, off line or Best Kiss off line.
I guess my best kiss off line was a smile and a yawn. The best kissoff line I ever heard was "We need to separate for a couple of months to make sure we love each other".

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.

my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......

MSJACQUE write:
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY LETTTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY

and what a great apology!!!!!! congrats

"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.

speedyjerry write:

angelrider800 write:

speedyjerry write:

angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.

Hi Jerry...and thanks, Hon...I always look hot.

You ain't gotta tell me that Little Lady, Ole Whats His Name better not slack up on his homework.

puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!

angelrider800 write:

speedyjerry write:

angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.

Hi Jerry...and thanks, Hon...I always look hot.

You ain't gotta tell me that Little Lady, Ole Whats His Name better not slack up on his homework.

I had gone through a particularly rough time(death of a child)---kiss off line--"after what I've been through, leaving you is a piece of cake......"

Hello! Just saying HI...

speedyjerry write:

angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.

Hi Jerry...and thanks, Hon...I always look hot.

YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY LETTTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY

I actually told one guy once while playing pool: he said something like this to me: You know if you would lose 10 pounds i would consider dating you...I told him: If you grew a di*ck I might consider dating YOU!! We became best friends... :)

angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.

it worked just fine and wasnt ment to be mean- was actually being nice--i could have just simply pointed to his zipper and cracked up laffing that would be mean dont ya think
hey eye u look good

Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

Eye_m_no_angel write:

speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here

Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?

Ya'll is just "Mean", that ain't right.

But at least they's honest, eh Jerry?

What sounds like more fun to you, jumping in the sack with a hot mother / daughter pair or jumping in the sack with your brother and girlfriend? Careful.

speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here

Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?

Ya'll is just "Mean", that ain't right.

But at least they's honest, eh Jerry?

"Who on earth would give you a kiss off line."

Want a list?

"Bad kitty, bad, bad kitty."

Indeed. BTW, I like your latest pic too.

Bear...Glad I could make you smile
you made me smile everytime your pic graced my screen or an email had your name on it... I was just getting started...oh well
Prince Charming, where art thou?
Come take me away on your steel horse!
Good luck sweetie, in everything.
Your're blessed to have found each other

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