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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 18:30

I had gone through a particularly rough time(death of a child)---kiss off line--"after what I've been through, leaving you is a piece of cake......"



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 08:08

Hello! Just saying HI...



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 06:15


speedyjerry write:

angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!


Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.



Hi Jerry...and thanks, Hon...I always look hot.

  


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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 05:23

YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY LETTTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY

  


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Posted on Fri, May 20, 2005 06:05

I actually told one guy once while playing pool: he said something like this to me: You know if you would lose 10 pounds i would consider dating you...I told him: If you grew a di*ck I might consider dating YOU!! We became best friends... :)

  


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Posted on Fri, May 20, 2005 03:37


angelrider800 write:
Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!


Sometimes????????, Hi Princess, you look hot today.

  


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Posted on Thu, May 19, 2005 21:01

it worked just fine and wasnt ment to be mean- was actually being nice--i could have just simply pointed to his zipper and cracked up laffing that would be mean dont ya think
hey eye u look good



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Posted on Thu, May 19, 2005 15:22

Jerry...you are toooooo far in left field sometimes!

  


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Posted on Thu, May 19, 2005 07:13

eewwwwww...



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Posted on Thu, May 19, 2005 05:01


Eye_m_no_angel write:

speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here



Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?


Ya'll is just "Mean", that ain't right.



But at least they's honest, eh Jerry?


What sounds like more fun to you, jumping in the sack with a hot mother / daughter pair or jumping in the sack with your brother and girlfriend? Careful.

  


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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 20:42


speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here



Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?


Ya'll is just "Mean", that ain't right.



But at least they's honest, eh Jerry?



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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 20:40

"Who on earth would give you a kiss off line."

Want a list?

"Bad kitty, bad, bad kitty."

Indeed. BTW, I like your latest pic too.



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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 13:38

Hell froze over!!!!!
crap .....I got lots of debts to pay.
anyone know the number to the witness protection program???? and do ya gota be a witness to anything?????



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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 08:36


revolutionarypassion write:
Here's a good kiss-off line I heard lately...

"I'm sorry. I didn't see the weather channel today. Did hell freeze over?"



Ouch. Medic!

  


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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 05:44


secretsquirrel write:

catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here



Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?


Ya'll is just "Mean", that ain't right.

  


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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 05:42

haha some how i knew it



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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 05:35


catchme write:
mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here



Catchy been there used that!!!

Deja Vu!!!

think we were related in a past life?

or maybe it's a coastal thing?

  


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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 05:27

mines bad-- it was "oh god your brother is soo much better in bed then u" im outta here



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Posted on Wed, May 18, 2005 04:40

" Best kiss off line? "
Princess, your'e a sweety, it's been a blast, we have wonderful memories, I'll alway's love you, we will be friends forever, you have done so much for me, it's such an honor to be with you, your future is as bright as the sun, I have never felt skin as smooth as yours, BUT. I think I love your mother more.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 17, 2005 22:04


seeme1st write:

Eye_m_no_angel write:
"Thank you for the wink but a squirrel's hunting my nuts?"

Nahhh....that would never go over well.



Geezx...you women are silly. Thanks for the compliments though. I'm seriously blushing now.

with that new pic your gonna have alot of women hunting your nuts


ha



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