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Posted on Tue, May 31, 2005 10:31

I'd tell you about the best kiss I ever had off-line, but then she'd never kiss me again, and I'd have to stand in line to get one......OH. You mean best kiss-off line.
Now THAT's a whole other story.

Stand up in the restaraunt, look her dead in the eyes, and say in a real loud voice: "Fifty dollars??? I wouldn't touch you with his d ick!!!" And walk out without paying the bill.
They'll never call after that. Trust me.
Of course, you may have to keep your head away from the windows for a few days.......lol.



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Posted on Mon, May 30, 2005 10:52


Eye_m_no_angel write:

secretsquirrel write:

Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Turtle...squrriel here!

So you missed us?

We missed you guys too!!!!!

back to my nutts....they missed me too!!



If I can't phuque it I don't miss it.



EYE saved you the barf bag from "THE PLANE!!THE PLANE!!"



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Posted on Sun, May 29, 2005 22:32


secretsquirrel write:

Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Turtle...squrriel here!

So you missed us?

We missed you guys too!!!!!

back to my nutts....they missed me too!!



If I can't phuque it I don't miss it.



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 22:47

Turtle the ""NORMALS"" are back...

ya think?

toasting my chockfull.....

:-)new season:-)....

breaking out the squirrel gun \\(@@)//

scoping out the action....



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 07:15




Life is back to normal, huh Turtle? lol



Angel...life is NEVER normal in this city!

SS....hope your nuts were safe when you got home! Remember when you hid them?!

Was really just glad everyone made it back safe and had a great time!



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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 15:16


Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Turtle...squrriel here!

So you missed us?

We missed you guys too!!!!!

back to my nutts....they missed me too!!

  


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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 14:35


Eye_m_no_angel write:

DakotaBlu write:
how many times do I hafta say it?? "go fukk yerself" works best.. ha



If I COULD I wouldn't be on here, Blu.


Oh.... hmmm...I never thought of that..



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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 11:59


Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Life is back to normal, huh Turtle? lol



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Posted on Thu, May 26, 2005 07:25

what the f-u-c-k-....another wasted s-p-e-r-m..............(i can't beleive the words theymake us change to write something)



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Posted on Wed, May 25, 2005 11:39

----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



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Posted on Wed, May 25, 2005 08:38


DakotaBlu write:
how many times do I hafta say it?? "go fukk yerself" works best.. ha



If I COULD I wouldn't be on here, Blu.



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Posted on Wed, May 25, 2005 06:16


speedyjerry write:
"I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!
even so I'm more Man then you are!!!"

I think SS been "gathering nuts" too long. lol.

only looking at the back side of yours Speedy....

Gave Eye's a hug and Bikemans are right there.....

this Woman is done gathering...the collection pot is full



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Posted on Wed, May 25, 2005 04:29

"I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!
even so I'm more Man then you are!!!"

I think SS been "gathering nuts" too long. lol.



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Posted on Wed, May 25, 2005 03:48


Eye_m_no_angel write:

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.


my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......


That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.

I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!



Yeap, she is.



Yup Yup!!



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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 22:53


secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.


my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......


That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.

I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!



Yeap, she is.



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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 21:38

how many times do I hafta say it?? "go fukk yerself" works best.. ha

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 20:54


speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.


my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......


That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.



That's Ms. Cupcake to you.....

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 20:51


speedyjerry write:

secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.


my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......


That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.

I'm unquestionably and undeniably all Woman!!
even so I'm more Man then you are!!!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 19:40


secretsquirrel write:

speedyjerry write:
"puts some flowers on it and it will make a nice floats Jim Bob!"
Sorry Princess, it's not a Harley. None of my toys are slow or made for parade's.


my speedometer doesn't come wth cruise control Speedy.......


That's a good thing cupcake cause when you come to Florida and if you hook up with me there ain't gonna be nothin controllin my cruisin if your'e woman enough to keep up.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 15:43

Awwwww, thanks Jerry...ROGER takes care of business! But I'll be sure and let him know that I have an admirer, ok? lol You ride safely out there!

Angel

  


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