I'd tell you about the best kiss I ever had off-line, but then she'd never kiss me again, and I'd have to stand in line to get one......OH. You mean best kiss-off line.
Now THAT's a whole other story.
Stand up in the restaraunt, look her dead in the eyes, and say in a real loud voice: "Fifty dollars??? I wouldn't touch you with his d ick!!!" And walk out without paying the bill.
They'll never call after that. Trust me.
Of course, you may have to keep your head away from the windows for a few days.......lol.