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Posted on Fri, Jun 03, 2005 06:51


Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



You men are soooooooooo twisted.



I KNEW there was a reason my love life stinks.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 02, 2005 19:11


Bear6664 write:
Jerry t hat wasn't very tactful , I find
" hey honey why don't you go freshen up now "

Does the trick just fine


Yea, maybe for some,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it might get her to brush her teeth.

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 19:14


Nodey write:
G...you will Pay for tonight! When you least expect it!


DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 19:13

G...you will PAY for tonight! When you least expect it!

That was so, so ,very wrong!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 18:52


Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



You men are soooooooooo twisted.


But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!



Kind of like donwloading- porn- all- day type of twisted???????


I'm makin my own instead!!!!!!

YEA BABY!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 18:51


bikeman542a write:

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



You men are soooooooooo twisted.


But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!



Kind of like donwloading- porn- all- day type of twisted???????

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 18:05


Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



You men are soooooooooo twisted.


But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 17:58


bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



You men are soooooooooo twisted.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 14:54

Ya'll are making me laugh out loud...my dog is looking at me like..'you f'n crazy master?'. Keep it up will ya b/c I don't have to answer to him dammit..



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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 05:41

Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!



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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 05:40


Turtle_licious write:



Life is back to normal, huh Turtle? lol



Angel...life is NEVER normal in this city!

SS....hope your nuts were safe when you got home! Remember when you hid them?!

Was really just glad everyone made it back safe and had a great time!



turtle love the pic G/F

glad to see you came out of your shell

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 05:37


falcon335 write:
Remember, the question was for the BEST line ever. Not just for what works.



Bird.....


guess I put it back on track

I love my life

  


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Posted on Wed, Jun 01, 2005 04:16

Damn girl! when's the last time you hosed that thing out?, PHHEEEWWWW.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 31, 2005 21:29

The best kiss offline?

The one where my legs kiss the seat in a long embrace and we roll and glide all over this great land and when we finally unlock I listen to her pipes and heads tingle hundreds of miles later exhausted from such delight I rest until I can again lock these lips tight and ride her beyond sight...such is the best kiss offline riding....

just thought I would change the tone...



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Posted on Tue, May 31, 2005 19:07

"You kiss your Mother with that mouth?"

  


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Posted on Tue, May 31, 2005 13:48

Remember, the question was for the BEST line ever. Not just for what works.



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Posted on Tue, May 31, 2005 10:31

I'd tell you about the best kiss I ever had off-line, but then she'd never kiss me again, and I'd have to stand in line to get one......OH. You mean best kiss-off line.
Now THAT's a whole other story.

Stand up in the restaraunt, look her dead in the eyes, and say in a real loud voice: "Fifty dollars??? I wouldn't touch you with his d ick!!!" And walk out without paying the bill.
They'll never call after that. Trust me.
Of course, you may have to keep your head away from the windows for a few days.......lol.



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Posted on Mon, May 30, 2005 10:52


Eye_m_no_angel write:

secretsquirrel write:

Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Turtle...squrriel here!

So you missed us?

We missed you guys too!!!!!

back to my nutts....they missed me too!!



If I can't phuque it I don't miss it.



EYE saved you the barf bag from "THE PLANE!!THE PLANE!!"



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Posted on Sun, May 29, 2005 22:32


secretsquirrel write:

Turtle_licious write:
----jumping up and down----

I'M SO GLAD YA'LL ARE BACK! lol



Turtle...squrriel here!

So you missed us?

We missed you guys too!!!!!

back to my nutts....they missed me too!!



If I can't phuque it I don't miss it.



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Posted on Sat, May 28, 2005 22:47

Turtle the ""NORMALS"" are back...

ya think?

toasting my chockfull.....

:-)new season:-)....

breaking out the squirrel gun \\(@@)//

scoping out the action....



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