Best kiss off line? Romance

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View author's info posted on Jun 05, 2005 at 03:56

ThighSyn write:

speedyjerry write:
Damn girl! when's the last time you hosed that thing out?, PHHEEEWWWW.

Jerry~ You worry me with the females (?)your doing, dating or finding the need to address this with....

Don't worry bout me darlin it's them gal's that ain't used to having a man kiss them all over that need a worryin. One bad incident like that can cause serious permanent damage to a man's erection every time he remembers it. Just like a wilted rose.

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View author's info posted on Jun 03, 2005 at 16:54

speedyjerry write:
Damn girl! when's the last time you hosed that thing out?, PHHEEEWWWW.

Jerry~ You worry me with the females (?)your doing, dating or finding the need to address this with....

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View author's info posted on Jun 03, 2005 at 07:16

Nodey write:
G...you will PAY for tonight! When you least expect it!

That was so, so ,very wrong!

sometimes being wrong feels SO RIGHT!!!!!

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View author's info posted on Jun 03, 2005 at 06:51

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

I KNEW there was a reason my love life stinks.

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View author's info posted on Jun 03, 2005 at 04:28

Thanks SS - enjoying everyone's new pics...thought I'd join in~!

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View author's info posted on Jun 02, 2005 at 19:11

Bear6664 write:
Jerry t hat wasn't very tactful , I find
" hey honey why don't you go freshen up now "

Does the trick just fine

Yea, maybe for some,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it might get her to brush her teeth.

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 19:14

Nodey write:
G...you will Pay for tonight! When you least expect it!

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 19:13

G...you will PAY for tonight! When you least expect it!

That was so, so ,very wrong!

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 18:52

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!

Kind of like donwloading- porn- all- day type of twisted???????

I'm makin my own instead!!!!!!

YEA BABY!!!

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 18:51

bikeman542a write:

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!

Kind of like donwloading- porn- all- day type of twisted???????

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 18:05

Nodey write:

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 17:58

bikeman542a write:
Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 14:54

Ya'll are making me laugh out loud...my dog is looking at me like..'you f'n crazy master?'. Keep it up will ya b/c I don't have to answer to him dammit..

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 05:41

Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 05:40

Turtle_licious write:

Life is back to normal, huh Turtle? lol

Angel...life is NEVER normal in this city!

SS....hope your nuts were safe when you got home! Remember when you hid them?!

Was really just glad everyone made it back safe and had a great time!

turtle love the pic G/F

glad to see you came out of your shell

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 05:37

falcon335 write:
Remember, the question was for the BEST line ever. Not just for what works.

Bird.....

guess I put it back on track

I love my life

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View author's info posted on Jun 01, 2005 at 04:16

Damn girl! when's the last time you hosed that thing out?, PHHEEEWWWW.

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View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 21:29

The best kiss offline?

The one where my legs kiss the seat in a long embrace and we roll and glide all over this great land and when we finally unlock I listen to her pipes and heads tingle hundreds of miles later exhausted from such delight I rest until I can again lock these lips tight and ride her beyond sight...such is the best kiss offline riding....

just thought I would change the tone...

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View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 19:07

"You kiss your Mother with that mouth?"

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View author's info posted on May 31, 2005 at 13:48

Remember, the question was for the BEST line ever. Not just for what works.

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