Don't worry bout me darlin it's them gal's that ain't used to having a man kiss them all over that need a worryin. One bad incident like that can cause serious permanent damage to a man's erection every time he remembers it. Just like a wilted rose.

Jerry~ You worry me with the females (?)your doing, dating or finding the need to address this with....

sometimes being wrong feels SO RIGHT!!!!!

I KNEW there was a reason my love life stinks.

Thanks SS - enjoying everyone's new pics...thought I'd join in~!

Yea, maybe for some,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it might get her to brush her teeth.

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!

G...you will PAY for tonight! When you least expect it!

That was so, so ,very wrong!

I'm makin my own instead!!!!!!

YEA BABY!!!

Kind of like donwloading- porn- all- day type of twisted???????

But you knew that darlin, I told ya my soul is twisted!!!

You men are soooooooooo twisted.

Ya'll are making me laugh out loud...my dog is looking at me like..'you f'n crazy master?'. Keep it up will ya b/c I don't have to answer to him dammit..

Dayumm girl have you ever heard of feminine hygene???

Try janiter in a drum!!!!
Try a pine tree air freshener, try somethin cause you smell like everything!!!

WHOOO
RUN DOC RUN!!!

Life is back to normal, huh Turtle? lol



Angel...life is NEVER normal in this city!

SS....hope your nuts were safe when you got home! Remember when you hid them?!

Was really just glad everyone made it back safe and had a great time!



turtle love the pic G/F

glad to see you came out of your shell

Bird.....


guess I put it back on track

I love my life

Damn girl! when's the last time you hosed that thing out?, PHHEEEWWWW.

The best kiss offline?

The one where my legs kiss the seat in a long embrace and we roll and glide all over this great land and when we finally unlock I listen to her pipes and heads tingle hundreds of miles later exhausted from such delight I rest until I can again lock these lips tight and ride her beyond sight...such is the best kiss offline riding....

just thought I would change the tone...

"You kiss your Mother with that mouth?"

Remember, the question was for the BEST line ever. Not just for what works.