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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 19:46


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Yes I do HD. Just giving Jerry a hard time.


You can't give me a hard time you Ole Mountain Woman. I ain't about to bite the hand that's gonna............nevermind Dear.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 19:43


harleydragon write:

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harleydragon write:

Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?



well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet


Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn. On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather. He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some.



I need the exercise


Yes Sir.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 10:25


speedyjerry write:

harleydragon write:

Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?



well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet


Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn. On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather. He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some.



I need the exercise



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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 10:24


Nodey write:
Yes I do HD. Just giving Jerry a hard time.



yeah..I think thats what he is hinting for me to give him but he ain't built right



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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 04:45


harleydragon write:

Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?



well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet


Miss Nodey, now you see what life on the farm can do to a man, when Dragsta see's me he thinks about horses, cows, sheep, goats, and the rest of his little four legged buddys out behind the barn. On the other hand, when I look at Dragsta I'm thinking if he had a Honda, he wouldn't need that barn to work on it all the time and all them animals could move back in there to get outta the rain and cold weather. He wouldn't have to chase them around the fields when ever he needed to get him some.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 24, 2005 02:33

Yes I do HD. Just giving Jerry a hard time.



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 21:01


Nodey write:

speedyjerry write:

Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?


Do I detect a note of jealousy there Miss Nodey?




Gracious Jerry,that almost sounds like an affirmative reaction!



Doll..I think you know me better than that



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 20:19


speedyjerry write:

Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?


Do I detect a note of jealousy there Miss Nodey?




Gracious Jerry,that almost sounds like an affirmative reaction!



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 20:10


Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?


Do I detect a note of jealousy there Miss Nodey?

  


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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 16:51


Nodey write:

harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?



well doll...he does bend over cute but I ain't that hard up yet



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 16:14


harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



I've een gone a few days,so I have to ask you Mr HD. Are you and Jerry up to dating status yet?

  


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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 15:32

put a bandana on it and fagetta bout it!

  


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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 13:01


harleydragon write:
You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



Its Life's a bitch (then you marry one, then you die) :) but i dont have to worry about helmet hair, got mine all chopped off...now i look like im 30...LOL

  


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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 06:56

You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.


I got no hair to worry about right now.. oh well , life's a bitch (then you marry one )



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Posted on Mon, May 23, 2005 03:30


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DakotaBlu write:
SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off. If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen. I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten. Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"."


Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...


Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.



MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there. Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob


Life IS a fantasy SON. It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday. If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad. I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me.



my point exactly...those things don't look safe or comfortable..as far as grease why you think we all wear black..so the grease doesn't show as bad


You got Helmet hair, go fix it goofy.

  


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Posted on Sun, May 22, 2005 17:40

There are things called sliks, that you can wear under your helmet to keep the helmet head down to a minimum. I personally wear a hat when off the bike. I also carry a brush in my tankbag in case a rider needs to take care of "helmet hair"



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Posted on Sun, May 22, 2005 10:48


speedyjerry write:

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SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off. If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen. I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten. Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"."


Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...


Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.



MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there. Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob


Life IS a fantasy SON. It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday. If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad. I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me.



my point exactly...those things don't look safe or comfortable..as far as grease why you think we all wear black..so the grease doesn't show as bad



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Posted on Sun, May 22, 2005 09:30


harleydragon write:

speedyjerry write:

DakotaBlu write:
SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off. If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen. I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten. Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"."


Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...


Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.



MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there. Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob


Life IS a fantasy SON. It's a big world full of new things to see and challenges everyday. If you wouldn't at least try to ride a different kinda scooter for fun, too bad. I would ride anything as long as it looked reasonably safe and didn't look like it would sling a bunch of grease on me.

  


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Posted on Sun, May 22, 2005 08:43


speedyjerry write:

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SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off. If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen. I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten. Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"."


Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...


Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.



MAN..You sure have a lot of ifs in there. Is that your realization that this is just another of your fantasies that will never be reality...Oh , and don't worry about me falling off or falling in..Getting me on will be the prob



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Posted on Thu, May 19, 2005 05:04


DakotaBlu write:
SpeedyJerry wrote: "Don't worry none Dragsta, you COULDN'T ride anything I got with out falling off. If "Miss Kitty" and I ever was to meet someday eye to eye and the feeling was right anything could happen. I ain't been with lot's of women in my day after being married most my life but the few I have took an interest in to get I have gotten. Even if she does have "Helmet Hair"."


Hey Jer... I thought Florida didn't have a helmet law... no helmet on head means no helmet hair for Miss Kitty...


Misss Kitty, Maaamm, if you came here to visit the Ole Man, you wouldn't have to wear a helmet or nuttin if you didn't want to.

  


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