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Posted on Fri, May 06, 2005 00:53

Quiet, Quiet on the set.
ACT I, SCENE 1, TAKE 1,

Setting:
Wadmalaw, SC
Time 6:15 AM
Date FRIDAY May 20, 2005

The sun is just breaking the horizon. The alarm clock is sounding off. Brock rolls and slams the clock radio shutting down the annoying blare. He rolls out of bed in his Leather Chaps & Thong PJ's. Groggy he stumbles down the hallway mumbling " IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS" IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS"

  


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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 16:29


Nodey write:

2kspringerhd write:

Nodey write:

Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL

okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO




Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????



Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.



This bike week could be very interesting




This Bike Week is going to be very interesting. In more ways than one.



Hmmm, really, could this be a donut hint? oboy oboy oboy



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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 15:29


2kspringerhd write:

Nodey write:

Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL

okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO




Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????



Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.



This bike week could be very interesting




This Bike Week is going to be very interesting. In more ways than one.

  


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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 15:28


HarleyFatb0y write:
Hey Brock, Ya still bringin doughnuts RIGHT!?!
C'mon dude you're the host, it's your state. So gather up those Krispy Kream coupons off the fridge and bring some godforsaken doughnuts. Amen
ps: for all you worshipers out there, I didn't use the lords name in vein! When you say Amen afterwards it becomes a prayer. We're all prayin to Jesus H. Christ that Brock brings some doughnuts! Amen

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 14:21


Brock63 write:
if i bring in a box of doughnuts there better be some women kneeling at the counter to eat them one at a time....no hands!!!!! :P



I second this



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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 14:18


Nodey write:

Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL

okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO




Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????



Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.



This bike week could be very interesting



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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 14:17


Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL

okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO



No, you are not using my tool to punch holes in the donuts.



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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 06:12

Hey Brock, Ya still bringin doughnuts RIGHT!?!
C'mon dude you're the host, it's your state. So gather up those Krispy Kream coupons off the fridge and bring some godforsaken doughnuts. Amen
ps: for all you worshipers out there, I didn't use the lords name in vein! When you say Amen afterwards it becomes a prayer. We're all prayin to Jesus H. Christ that Brock brings some doughnuts! Amen



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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 05:00




Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????



I don't know if I could watch that but I would like a few pictures for for future blackmail.

  


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Posted on Thu, May 05, 2005 04:12


Brock63 write:
Nodey will be severely punished for this joke.....if she has the guts to show for the meeting....LOL

okay okay keep laughing...hahaha. just dont get mad when your women want me to punch the hole out on the doughnut and make it larger....with no hands! LMAO




Lol..whatcha gonna do to me Brock? Torture me and make me eat a bunch of doughnuts while you pole dance for me?????



Hehehe...ya know I wuv ya.

  


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Posted on Wed, May 04, 2005 14:02


Brock63 write:
I WILL NOT BE WEARING CHAPS and a THONG!!!! I will not be hanging doughnuts off my jockey-shifter to feed you BK women.

I will be there though dressed in normal attire....I AM NOT A MAN- W H O R E!!!

(i just need a hug) LOL


Ow c'mon young brother, work that mangina!!!!

Dam life has twisted my soul!!!

  


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Posted on Wed, May 04, 2005 07:46

Hey Brocky, I heard through the grapevine that the Leather Thong & Chaps Biker guys are planning a meet in the back of Broken Spoke on the 20th at 3:30 pm! Maybe after a couple a shots of Tequila they can hook you up with a Hug!!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 18:15


Nodey write:
Harleygirl_2000 write:
Did someone say they were bringing donuts? LOL just kidding.. see you all there.

Brenda





There will be doughnuts,handed out by Brock in leather chaps and thong.

DAYUM!!! Brock's da man!!!!

Braver then me dude!!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 17:59

Did someone say they were bringing donuts? LOL just kidding.. see you all there.

Brenda





There will be doughnuts,handed out by Brock in leather chaps and thong.



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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 17:58


soldonhd write:
I think Nodey offered Brock two dozen doughnuts if he would wear a thong and leather chaps.But,I could have misread the post.




Solo,if you'll look elsewhere in the forums, Brock has done the chaps and thong thing already. Although he will deny it.
Did i misread also? I believe I saw him say he will do it again for two dozen doughnuts.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 17:36

I think Nodey offered Brock two dozen doughnuts if he would wear a thong and leather chaps.But,I could have misread the post.

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 15:50

Did someone say they were bringing donuts? LOL just kidding.. see you all there.

Brenda

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 07:38


HarleyFatb0y write:
Hey Nodey, Maybe if you jog to and from the doughnut shop then you can have two doughnuts!!




LOL! You think like I do! That was cute!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 07:12

Hey Nodey, Maybe if you jog to and from the doughnut shop then you can have two doughnuts!!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 03, 2005 03:38


Nodey write:
Eleven more days until Myrtle Beach and I just ate a doughnut.

I'm weak and have no willpower.

Anyone have any suggestions?

  


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