Here's something fun to do everyone - relieve some stress in your life & act silly! Smile's new name is Dorfus DippinSniffer! LOL What is yours?

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = b oobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = b utt
b = b oob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

I like Falcons name....can't stop laughing....

HEHEHEHE...Sloopy FrickenButt?????

Crusty Hamster B utt here, but if I use the Full-On Biblical first name given, I become a
Snooty Hamster B utt

This is a good one!

Keep Smilin'

This is so funny...I can't stop giggling

My name is skippy pottyfanny

For the most part Smile these are pretty funny. Cept when I get something like this....

Sloopy FrickenButt?

Thanks Smiles... So glad that you always give something to do and laugh at at 5 in the morning....

Love ya gf,

Snooty GizzardSprinkles..ewwwwwwww

wow, cheesydippinshorts... now thats a name i could use... got cheese

Wind, we must be related I'm doombah chickendoodle

hey crusty nice new tatt u got there and awesome lookin bike but your the bomb, from snickle farklehump ha ha ha gota love it

this was fun and yes adults should laugh more and my new name is snickle farklehump howdy all lol

Yeppers it does...

Yes you did...**g** I can't be something I'm not. The truth always comes out in the end. **g**

See, Viking...I knew it...

Smile, if the truth be known, you are absolutely right. I'd make a lousy 1%er!! **lmfao**

Yeah, I have a tendency to listen. Kinda was taught that from early on! **lol** And cool! We can all b dwarves together...! **eg**

You know, Viking...I don't quite see you as being wicked though either...

wooooooooo....and he listens too......I love that in a man...Hey Weenie I just got permission too.......I think we're gonna be dwarfs lmao.........fox

Okay, I can accomodate...

Get down on your knees b itch! And we'll be the same height b itch! Please? Purty please? **lmfao**

you left out b itch.... and say: please...lmao.....Fox