Gotta love my friends who send me these things!

Subject: 10 Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than Sex...

1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

4. Less guilt the morning after.

5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else.

6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

7. If you don't get what you want, you can go next door.

8. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

10. You can do the whole neighborhood!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Hey everyone...I know it's past Halloween but I just got this emailed to me & I thought it was too funny!

Halloween Story

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he
received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel
and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your a ss and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

I knew there was a reason that Halloween was my favorite holiday!

Thanks Smiles, that was cute. Happy Halloween everone.
Dakotacee

Too cute..

C... You are too funny....LOL...I love you my friend you always make me laugh when I need it thanks!

Good ones.LOL