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Posted on Fri, Jan 14, 2005 06:38

What's better? Let's take an unofficial poll. Lol



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Posted on Fri, Jun 02, 2006 05:10

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Slim:
To me, you seem like one of the most real, sincere, and gut bustingly funny guys on here. Things you have written have made me laugh, cry and frequently go..."UMMM, I can't believe he said that!" You deserve someone very special and when she finds you "Watch Out!!" Sparks will fly. Peace/Serenity

well, thank you very much. i tend to have the effect you describe on most women i meet.
- they laugh when they first see me.
- they cry when i do something insensitive.
- they go "I can't believe he said that!" constantly.

all this usually happens within the first few minutes of a date - immediately before they tell me to turn the car around and take them home.

the sparks usually fly when i ask them if having sex would still be a possibility.

yep, you're right. i really am a special guy. even rode the short yellow bus to school as a kid.

~Slim
(i'm working on getting over my shyness)

.Slim....You are tooo much!!! Made me blow water out my nose!!! Love the pix...Serenity
ok now, don't start with all the teasing and getting me all worked up. you know you can't say a dirty word like "blow" here on BK ..



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Posted on Thu, Jun 01, 2006 06:06

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paula1962 write:
SeminoleSlim write:
JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

Oh!, the things that go thru my mind that I could say here in response to that ... LMAO! But the BK Muslim Terrorists would only delete them. Plus, that big b/f of your might wanna kick my a$$. And I prefer my a$$ un-kicked.

ROFLMAO!! Why would he want to do that?? He is the one who posted it!! Ha ha ha ha


LOL LOL LOL that made me laugh out loud! Slim you have dirty thoughts about her big b/f?? dayum I was starting to think you were kinda hot, now I'm scared...

RUTROW!! Slim now she's scraed!! You hittin on my man?? Ha ha ha ha

Now whose yer daddy??? ROFLMAO!!



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Posted on Thu, Jun 01, 2006 05:10

paula1962 write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
SeminoleSlim write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
paula1962 write:
SeminoleSlim write:
JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

Oh!, the things that go thru my mind that I could say here in response to that ... LMAO! But the BK Muslim Terrorists would only delete them. Plus, that big b/f of your might wanna kick my a$$. And I prefer my a$$ un-kicked.

ROFLMAO!! Why would he want to do that?? He is the one who posted it!! Ha ha ha ha


LOL LOL LOL that made me laugh out loud! Slim you have dirty thoughts about her big b/f?? dayum I was starting to think you were kinda hot, now I'm scared...

aw, don't be skeered lil' girl. c'mon, i got some candy for ya ...



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Posted on Wed, May 31, 2006 20:34

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
SeminoleSlim write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
paula1962 write:
SeminoleSlim write:
JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

Oh!, the things that go thru my mind that I could say here in response to that ... LMAO! But the BK Muslim Terrorists would only delete them. Plus, that big b/f of your might wanna kick my a$$. And I prefer my a$$ un-kicked.

ROFLMAO!! Why would he want to do that?? He is the one who posted it!! Ha ha ha ha


LOL LOL LOL that made me laugh out loud! Slim you have dirty thoughts about her big b/f?? dayum I was starting to think you were kinda hot, now I'm scared...



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Posted on Wed, May 31, 2006 09:39

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
SeminoleSlim write:
Serenity912 write:
Slim:
To me, you seem like one of the most real, sincere, and gut bustingly funny guys on here. Things you have written have made me laugh, cry and frequently go..."UMMM, I can't believe he said that!" You deserve someone very special and when she finds you "Watch Out!!" Sparks will fly. Peace/Serenity

well, thank you very much. i tend to have the effect you describe on most women i meet.
- they laugh when they first see me.
- they cry when i do something insensitive.
- they go "I can't believe he said that!" constantly.

all this usually happens within the first few minutes of a date - immediately before they tell me to turn the car around and take them home.

the sparks usually fly when i ask them if having sex would still be a possibility.

yep, you're right. i really am a special guy. even rode the short yellow bus to school as a kid.

~Slim
(i'm working on getting over my shyness)

Just more BS on BK.. ha ha ha you are a dorkmiester Slim!! Where'd u learn to spit game bro?? You crack me up!!

just sharing my true life experiences, Becca. and, i have a BS in BS. glad i can make ya smile... even at my own expense. LMAO!



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Posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 23:12

SeminoleSlim write:
DirtyBikers4Eva write:
paula1962 write:
SeminoleSlim write:
JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

Oh!, the things that go thru my mind that I could say here in response to that ... LMAO! But the BK Muslim Terrorists would only delete them. Plus, that big b/f of your might wanna kick my a$$. And I prefer my a$$ un-kicked.

ROFLMAO!! Why would he want to do that?? He is the one who posted it!! Ha ha ha ha



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Posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 23:11

SeminoleSlim write:
Serenity912 write:
Slim:
To me, you seem like one of the most real, sincere, and gut bustingly funny guys on here. Things you have written have made me laugh, cry and frequently go..."UMMM, I can't believe he said that!" You deserve someone very special and when she finds you "Watch Out!!" Sparks will fly. Peace/Serenity

well, thank you very much. i tend to have the effect you describe on most women i meet.
- they laugh when they first see me.
- they cry when i do something insensitive.
- they go "I can't believe he said that!" constantly.

all this usually happens within the first few minutes of a date - immediately before they tell me to turn the car around and take them home.

the sparks usually fly when i ask them if having sex would still be a possibility.

yep, you're right. i really am a special guy. even rode the short yellow bus to school as a kid.

~Slim
(i'm working on getting over my shyness)
.

Just more BS on BK.. ha ha ha you are a dorkmiester Slim!! Where'd u learn to spit game bro?? You crack me up!!

  


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Posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 13:44

Serenity912 write:
Slim:
To me, you seem like one of the most real, sincere, and gut bustingly funny guys on here. Things you have written have made me laugh, cry and frequently go..."UMMM, I can't believe he said that!" You deserve someone very special and when she finds you "Watch Out!!" Sparks will fly. Peace/Serenity

well, thank you very much. i tend to have the effect you describe on most women i meet.
- they laugh when they first see me.
- they cry when i do something insensitive.
- they go "I can't believe he said that!" constantly.

all this usually happens within the first few minutes of a date - immediately before they tell me to turn the car around and take them home.

the sparks usually fly when i ask them if having sex would still be a possibility.

yep, you're right. i really am a special guy. even rode the short yellow bus to school as a kid.

~Slim
(i'm working on getting over my shyness)
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Posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 13:29

DirtyBikers4Eva write:
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JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

Oh!, the things that go thru my mind that I could say here in response to that ... LMAO! But the BK Muslim Terrorists would only delete them. Plus, that big b/f of your might wanna kick my a$$. And I prefer my a$$ un-kicked.



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Posted on Tue, May 30, 2006 11:44

It's not how deep you fish...it's how you wiggle your worm!



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Posted on Sun, May 28, 2006 09:13

paula1962 write:
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JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

Yes, I am so misunderstood. I need lots of warm, tender, love and understadning from some very caring women. I could be a challenge to all but the most able bodied and strong minded women. Is anyone up to it?

~Slim



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Posted on Sun, May 28, 2006 08:01

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NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

ROFLMFAO!!! I luv M&M's with pnuts, melts in yer mouth not in yer hands!!

  


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Posted on Sat, May 27, 2006 07:16

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Y not both????

HMMMMM...Things that make you HMMMMM
Is that you bragging or just being curious...



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Posted on Sat, May 27, 2006 07:15

SeminoleSlim write:
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NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.

Slim you're so misunderstood. You can't blame a sista for misunderstanding you, You DO go out of your way to make that happen. (you know I love ya honey, just speaking the truth, you're like a p-nut M&M, hard outer shell, sweet underneath, then a bit nutty at the core)

  


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Y not both????

Oh really now?lmao



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Posted on Thu, May 25, 2006 08:36

JUSTMARYINPA write:
NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~

just goofin'. nuttin' serious meant by it.



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Posted on Wed, May 24, 2006 06:19

NOW SLIM, IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. IF YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP A BRUTHA OUT, CALL A HOOKER, LOL. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH FRINGE BENIFITS. NEVER DID NEVER WILL (EYE ROLL). I DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING SEX FOR FUN. FK THAT. THERES TO MANY STD'S ETC OUT THERE AND I AM NOT ONE GOING TO CATCH IT. AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YA WANT A HOE, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE. LMAO, BUT STILL THINK YOUR OK SLIM, JUST TELLING YA LIKE IT IS, LOL. ;0)~~



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Posted on Mon, May 22, 2006 03:30

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WELL IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHINICAL, LOL ITS CALLED LENGTH AND GIRTH. LOL. BUT ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE, ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN. AND IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR WITH AND THE FEELINGS THAT FOLLOW. SEX CAN BE JUST SEX. ITS MUCH BETTER WHEN ITS MAKING LOVE.
i agree that making love is much better. but in the meantime while we are waiting for the Love Fairy to smack the sh!t out of us ... can we just have sex? c'mon and help a brutha out.

~Slim

This is too complicated. I just want some boofoo & noogie!



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Posted on Sun, May 21, 2006 13:14

JUSTMARYINPA write:
WELL IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHINICAL, LOL ITS CALLED LENGTH AND GIRTH. LOL. BUT ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE, ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN. AND IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR WITH AND THE FEELINGS THAT FOLLOW. SEX CAN BE JUST SEX. ITS MUCH BETTER WHEN ITS MAKING LOVE.
i agree that making love is much better. but in the meantime while we are waiting for the Love Fairy to smack the sh!t out of us ... can we just have sex? c'mon and help a brutha out.

~Slim



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