PETITE WOMAN NEED TO BE TREATED IN A DIFFERENT WAY.THINGS WITH HER NEED TO BE MORE GENTLE AND LOVING.I'M ISO A WOMAN BETWEEN 4FT11/5FT5 FROM 18 TO 35 IN GOOD SHAPE,SHE SHOULD BE WITTY,SARCASTIC,SMART,HONEST,SELF ASSURED,SILLY,SEXY,ROMANTIC,SPUNKY,CARING,BIG ON COMMUNICATION,WILLING TO TRY NEW THING'S,FLEXIBLE,SINCERE,OPTIMISTIC,COMFORTABLE IN HER SEXUALITY,IF YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT MORE ABOUT ME AND FINDING THINGS OUT ABOUT YOU THAT NEVER KNEW ABOUT. TAKE A CHANCE AND GET IN TOUCH WITH ME I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER WHO KNOW'S WHERE IT COULD LEAD TO ???????
I notice that the title says he's looking for her in NY, so I'll make a deal with you Ohio ladies.
If for some reason things don't work out here, find me the right job in OH that pays as much as I'm making now, set up a ride schedule, and we'll see who can survive the longest on the back of the bike. I don't mind moving for one woman, but 3 willing to share time riding with me? Who in their right mind can pass that up? I mean we have the all-American girl, the Great American chest, and the perfect American legs (no offense, ladies). What else could a guy ask for?
So nice to know that I have such good and entertaining people so close!
Some how I think that funandgreatsex wouldn't know what to do with the 3 of us!
Or probably any other woman on here. He has damn near perfect right in front of him and he didn't even take the time to notice it!
Yep still following this one,LMAO I'm glad I came to this site. Everyone is just like me. Dang what a mess! LOL But an honest bunch of real people havn' fun. Too cool and still friggin laughin so hard I forgot what I was gonna type........
Sorry guys...this one is too stupid for me to pass up! I'm wondering if he considers himself perfect enough to be able to KEEP this perfect woman that he seeks? Man, I certainly hope not! If this is he idea of perfection, his own reflection, then heck, we're all friggin perfect! :)
Ok, new here but couldn't resist! You all are crackin me up!
But what exactly does he mean by "FLEXIBLE"?
Would that be time wise or physically?
Oh Good God, I hope he doesn't specify. Really wouldn't want to know. Just hope he finds what he is looking for. Hmmmmmm! LOL!
ThighSyn, I agree looks like he will be here a long while! LOL
Blu I doubt seriously that you have ever had to experience a man throwing you out..Now when that joisey attitude takes over they might start looking for the door..Chic , don't get her started on me please , I make a big target.
I am still ROFLMAO. I am not sure which is funnier, Fun's post on his search for the perfect woman or all of the come backs. I am going to say the same thing that everyone else has said.... good luck Dude. If by some miracle you find this perfect woman, please clone her and share them with your Bk Bro's.