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Posted on Sat, Apr 02, 2005 21:27

PETITE WOMAN NEED TO BE TREATED IN A DIFFERENT WAY.THINGS WITH HER NEED TO BE MORE GENTLE AND LOVING.I'M ISO A WOMAN BETWEEN 4FT11/5FT5 FROM 18 TO 35 IN GOOD SHAPE,SHE SHOULD BE WITTY,SARCASTIC,SMART,HONEST,SELF ASSURED,SILLY,SEXY,ROMANTIC,SPUNKY,CARING,BIG ON COMMUNICATION,WILLING TO TRY NEW THING'S,FLEXIBLE,SINCERE,OPTIMISTIC,COMFORTABLE IN HER SEXUALITY,IF YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT MORE ABOUT ME AND FINDING THINGS OUT ABOUT YOU THAT NEVER KNEW ABOUT. TAKE A CHANCE AND GET IN TOUCH WITH ME I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER WHO KNOW'S WHERE IT COULD LEAD TO ???????

  


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Posted on Thu, Apr 07, 2005 00:07

OHHHH MY FALCON...You so made me belly laugh...

I mean we have
the all-American girl,
the Great American chest, and
the perfect American legs

OH shoot..tooo good.



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Posted on Wed, Apr 06, 2005 13:42

I notice that the title says he's looking for her in NY, so I'll make a deal with you Ohio ladies.
If for some reason things don't work out here, find me the right job in OH that pays as much as I'm making now, set up a ride schedule, and we'll see who can survive the longest on the back of the bike. I don't mind moving for one woman, but 3 willing to share time riding with me? Who in their right mind can pass that up? I mean we have the all-American girl, the Great American chest, and the perfect American legs (no offense, ladies). What else could a guy ask for?

  


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Posted on Wed, Apr 06, 2005 04:22

Thunderunderme,Darlin,
ThighSyn. Three babes like us, all Ohio women. All older women to him.....uh oh
he is in trouble..could he survive?

Gotta love the guy posting his idea of msperfect. but what does msperfect get in return?

funandgreatsex ~ Oh yeah, does msperfect get pms? Is she then "to the curb" when she does? You should check out the over 40 forum the guys over there have some tasty advice. Smart men over there..

always smile, ya never know whos checkin ya out.....

  


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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 21:05

ThighSyn and Thunder:

So nice to know that I have such good and entertaining people so close!

Some how I think that funandgreatsex wouldn't know what to do with the 3 of us!
Or probably any other woman on here. He has damn near perfect right in front of him and he didn't even take the time to notice it!

Pitty isn't it .........



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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 20:24

WOOHOOO now I got to gf to scooter around w/..Darlin & Thighsyn..Oh yippee.

Maybe the funandsex guy could take the three of us and come up w/perfect...thehehehe..j/k



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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 19:10

Yep still following this one,LMAO I'm glad I came to this site. Everyone is just like me. Dang what a mess! LOL But an honest bunch of real people havn' fun. Too cool and still friggin laughin so hard I forgot what I was gonna type........

  


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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 18:42

Sorry guys...this one is too stupid for me to pass up! I'm wondering if he considers himself perfect enough to be able to KEEP this perfect woman that he seeks? Man, I certainly hope not! If this is he idea of perfection, his own reflection, then heck, we're all friggin perfect! :)



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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 10:15

Darlin~
Hey neighbor!!! Berea is a spit away.....
your comments.... are a thumbs up.....thanks g/f

  


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Posted on Tue, Apr 05, 2005 00:28

Oh Yeah I forgot!

FYI - Funandgreatsex

Dude, If you expect perfection you will need to portray perfection!

In your topic: FEMALES and WESTERN would be the correct spelling. You also have a few mistakes in your actual message as well.

Just a helpful hint, good luck to you!



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 17:29

Ok, new here but couldn't resist! You all are crackin me up!

But what exactly does he mean by "FLEXIBLE"?
Would that be time wise or physically?
Oh Good God, I hope he doesn't specify. Really wouldn't want to know. Just hope he finds what he is looking for. Hmmmmmm! LOL!

ThighSyn, I agree looks like he will be here a long while! LOL



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 15:03

funandgreatsex~
ummmmm... your gonna be here a while I guess....good luck!
Thunder~ your killing me, I gotta get you a mic you are too funny!!!!



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 14:38

yeah Blu..that one...hahaha
ok chic..I'll buy that



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 12:39

What F*CKN "joisey attitude"? hahahahahaha.....



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 11:18

chic...its ok doll. I wouldn't know how to function if I wasn't in trouble somewhere..you are going to behave ???? hahahaha..ok , your story , you tell it



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 09:39

Blu I doubt seriously that you have ever had to experience a man throwing you out..Now when that joisey attitude takes over they might start looking for the door..Chic , don't get her started on me please , I make a big target.



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Posted on Mon, Apr 04, 2005 05:31

Sheesh HarleyDragon... I got tossed OUT before I even knew I was IN... hahaha



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Posted on Sun, Apr 03, 2005 23:37

Yep and you see who
s wearing the crown,Captain blackie & I know how to pick im.She say
s hello to all you girls & that she will share!



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Posted on Sun, Apr 03, 2005 23:36

I am still ROFLMAO. I am not sure which is funnier, Fun's post on his search for the perfect woman or all of the come backs. I am going to say the same thing that everyone else has said.... good luck Dude. If by some miracle you find this perfect woman, please clone her and share them with your Bk Bro's.

  


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Posted on Sun, Apr 03, 2005 19:26

harleychic....how could any man refuse a woman striving for perfection