Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

Dakota....as long as it's a SHE! I don't mind a little spankity spank!

I would like to slap a co-worker, BIG TIME , teehee,
But I am an HR Rep so got to set an example> says who?
hmmmmmmmmmmm OK , get your fat ass over here Ms co-worker, slap . SLAP . Sllllllllllllllap , now how was that you ______.
Am I getting too dramatic here guys? LMAO

Ukin... I'll gladly send ya one of MY co-workers....

I need a co-worker..I am tired of slapping myself..it stings.

Laughing my Ass Off
Your funny Falcon!
Very cute!
Jade

And girly girl, you aren't doing so bad yourself in the look-a-like department.

You look-a-like yourself, and that is a pretty good thing!!! lol

You got it!

I'm thinking I like this strand...thanks jadeeyes for the compliment..

Bikeman...Falcon..I have one for each of ya...

Thanks Bikeman!

jadeeyes

That's kool!!

Ok BikeMan- Just asking a question

Twice. At least. And that's just to start.

Blondie

Every inch of a woman's body is made to be kissed..

Hey Blonde-
you resemble Melanie Griffit (whatever) Do you get that alot?

Just one I would like to slap and I would deffinately make it a good one

well i'll be d*mned the Gov. finally listened to me and made it legal!!!LOL told them dip-sticks years ago we needed this holiday. Guess it's time to rev up the hand and get to slappin some of them idjits i work with. gonna be a good night at work!! LOL Any man would be lucky to be able to kiss your booty Blondie!

Oh Lyman...I have never had a man actually volunteer to kiss my a s s before...
Bikeman...next???