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Posted on Sun, Mar 05, 2006 02:05

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding Plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original co lour. The same hairstyle%



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Posted on Mon, Mar 27, 2006 17:22

Thanks Kat~ G/F...
Where ya been? Seems like forever since we talked last...
Bet you're lookin foreward to Charleston... Hope you have a great time.. See if ya can't learn a lil somrthing from them "happier men" while you're there...
Really, we have to catch up gurl ! ! !

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 24, 2006 13:08

lil_ride write:
Dynamal write:
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Dynamal write:
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Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

barter away....
the only 2 tools I use with any authority are a hammer and a fork...


Hammer n a fork? One in each hand... Double fisted?
Now, what kind a back rub is that?
.

lil...
that's just how I spend the winters until you give me the green light on the backrubs.....




You go girl....nice green light...lol



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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2006 20:59

Dynamal write:
lil_ride write:
Dynamal write:
lil_ride write:


Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

barter away....
the only 2 tools I use with any authority are a hammer and a fork...


Hammer n a fork? One in each hand... Double fisted?
Now, what kind a back rub is that?
.

lil...
that's just how I spend the winters until you give me the green light on the backrubs.....

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Posted on Tue, Mar 21, 2006 05:14

lil_ride write:
Dynamal write:
lil_ride write:


Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

barter away....
the only 2 tools I use with any authority are a hammer and a fork...


Hammer n a fork? One in each hand... Double fisted?
Now, what kind a back rub is that?
.

lil...
that's just how I spend the winters until you give me the green light on the backrubs.....

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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 01:58

Dynamal write:
lil_ride write:


Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

barter away....
the only 2 tools I use with any authority are a hammer and a fork...


Hammer n a fork? One in each hand... Double fisted?
Now, what kind a back rub is that?
.

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 17, 2006 06:56

i think paris hilton might fit his mold. not me. not a lot of women i know.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 22:39

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Lil ride

love it--how true--tell me we're going to be on the road and i will back as little as needed

miss you G/F
it was great meeting you

P

Hey seeme~
Great to see you too G/F...
I was in a playful mood and thought ya'll would get a kick otta some of my views.
I know some of what he's saying fits some women but, I don't fit his mold..

kinda glad too...
no,,, Really glad!!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 19:48

lil_ride write:


Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

barter away....
the only 2 tools I use with any authority are a hammer and a fork...



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 10:56

Angelrider800 write:
gefallen write:
"possibly because theres not as much
between the ears as women. men have
basically stayed in caveman mode.
women have evolved to the present. "

LOL that is so untrue!

:::adjusts his Bear-skin Loin Cloth:::

Now where the hell did I put that club.... time to go to work.

AJ

it's over in the corner of the cave, Dear...I told you to put it back where it belongs or you wouldn't be able to find it again! Geeeesshhh!


Thanks Angel. Sometimes I find myself walking around searching for that pencil that is still in my hand too.

AJ



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 09:00

lil_ride write:
cashcard923 write:
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
lil_ride write:
I've met men who fasinate me with their intelectual complexity. Simple? lol I'd say less judgmental. Far from simple!
cashcard923 write:
Your last name stays put.
lil_ride write:
ditto.... at least in America... adopting another surname is an option.
cashcard923 write:
The garage is all yours.
lil_ride write:
NOT... I have a double car garage and have it full of "my summer toys" ae, bike, conv., boat... I guess, in my future there will have to be "his and hers" garages. Plus, I enjoy remodeling the house, therefore workshop space is now located in the basemant.
cashcard923 write:
Wedding Plans take care of themselves.
lil_ride write:
SURE, if there's a walk-in wedding chaple near by.. There's always the justice of the peace.
cashcard923 write:
Chocolate is just another snack.
lil_ride write:
This is where you got me....
NO NO NO....
Chocolate is a snack to be endured and enjoyed in only about a thousand different ways, depending on how creative you are...
How many men would disagree with me on this???
cashcard923 write:
You can be President.
lil_ride write:
unfortunately this may change in the near future.... I only say that due to who the candidate running will probably be.
cashcard923 write:
You can never be pregnant.
lil_ride write:
Sorry honey, this is already starting to change, along with the present gender changes happening. Insemination and C-Sections....
cashcard923 write:
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
lil_ride write:
Wrong again honey.... If we wear a white T-shirt to the water park , YOU won't get noticed...
As for NO shirt... As I see it, and I'm sure many others do too.... There are many men who we find at the water park with NO shirt, either need that T-shirt or the bra's you men invented for us women...
cashcard923 write:
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
lil_ride write:
You're either honest or you're not....
You either understand mechanics or you don't....
If you don't understand mechanics and you're dealing with a dishonest mechanic, it REALLY doesn't matter what you are... cuz you ARE getting ripped off. Hope ya learn from it...
cashcard923 write:
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.
lil_ride write:
It's great to see you've met a few nice women out there... But you're complaining about it?
You look big enough.... Why didn't you just become the wall she needed to hide behind in order to follow your leadership skills, in the world being your urinal....
cashcard923 write:
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
lil_ride write:
and you're not entertained by this???? I do find, I laugh double hard when it's a guy that get's messed up on this.. and it does happen. We get sh!t for it all the time.
cashcard923 write:
Same work, more pay.
lil_ride write:
SURE... I wanna see you wash a few bikes in a bikini, and see how much you make in a days work...
cashcard923 write:
Wrinkles add character.
lil_ride write:
Some have so much character you scare us...
cashcard write:
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
lil_ride write:
Jeans and a T-shirt....
Same price!!!
cashcard write:
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
lil_ride write:
Oh yes they do.... and they talk about it more than they do a well endowed woman.
cashcard write:
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
lil_ride write:
Some of us can belch with the best of em... it's YOU who get discusted should we show it.
cashcard923 write:
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
lil_ride write:
NOT SO.... and bare foot is always the best, especially if they're walking on your back... So I've been told.
cashcard923 write:
One mood all the time.
lil_ride write:
What mood is that?
I'm hungry - Had a bad day at work - I'm feeling the wind - My back's being rubbed - Some quiet would be nice - Can't find the... - Running late - that special someone in my arms.
You said... "one mood?"
cashcard923 write:
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lil_ride write:
Only if you're boring...
cashcard write:
You know stuff about tanks.
lil_ride write:
Now, that depends on what kind of "tanks" you're talking about... LOL
cashcard923 write:
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
lil_ride write:
Honey, I can go on a 2 week vacation, it requires 1 back pack....

cashcard923 write:
You can open all your own jars.
lil_ride write:
Have you never seen those lil rubber disks that can open anything?
We hide them so you can feel useful...
cashcard923 write:
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
lil_ride write:
Only if you're a jerk and it's noticed. We need hope that there is in fact a good heart in there some where.
cashcard923 write:
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
lil_ride write:
Unless, they have invited you and someone you despise as well and they act as if you are the dirt present... Still friends? Or better yet; You loan your equipment (because you were asked), you're not invited and later you hear about it... You could have gone along, but weren't wanted there. Hum, still friends?
cashcard923 write:
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
lil_ride write:
where I could go with this one...
No underwear are free.
Th*ngs, well again, less fabric less $.
cashcard write:
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
lil_ride write:
I agree, I can't say I own more than that.
cashcard923 write:
You almost never have strap problems in public.
lil_ride write:
Not all of us do...
cashcard923 write:
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
lil_ride write:
But you'll see em for us... and help us smoooth em out too... lol
cashcard923 write:
Everything on your face stays its original co lour. The same hairstyle%
lil_ride write:
How is this one different? I've had the same long hair. Cut it once and grew it back... Your facial hair stays the same color? What, do you dye it? Ugh... maybe you should go ahead and shave then...
I've been avoiding this one for awhile... Can't resist any longer...
Here's my take on your thoughts... Hope ya get a laugh out of it..



Lil ride

love it--how true--tell me we're going to be on the road and i will back as little as needed

miss you G/F
it was great meeting you

P



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 08:37

Dynamal write:
I've been avoiding this one for awhile... Can't resist any longer...
Here's my take on your thoughts... Hope ya get a laugh out of it..


Hey lil....after you get done toying with this happy guy...come change the oil on my bike and I'll rub your back forever...


Hey Dyna~
Comon now.. I figured you to be more mechanically inclined than that...
Besides... I thought I lost ya (skeeerd you away)in that other thread on the back rubs... By the way, Wasn't it gonna be me giving you the back rubs?????
I'm all about the barter system...

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 15, 2006 06:51

I cannot honestly say that men are happier. I go threw some dam miserable times I can tell you that. lol

That is just my opinion though. Other men on this site may feel different.

Everyone is different.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 15, 2006 06:02

I've been avoiding this one for awhile... Can't resist any longer...
Here's my take on your thoughts... Hope ya get a laugh out of it..


Hey lil....after you get done toying with this happy guy...come change the oil on my bike and I'll rub your back forever...



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Posted on Wed, Mar 15, 2006 00:23

cashcard923 write:
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
lil_ride write:
I've met men who fasinate me with their intelectual complexity. Simple? lol I'd say less judgmental. Far from simple!
cashcard923 write:
Your last name stays put.
lil_ride write:
ditto.... at least in America... adopting another surname is an option.
cashcard923 write:
The garage is all yours.
lil_ride write:
NOT... I have a double car garage and have it full of "my summer toys" ae, bike, conv., boat... I guess, in my future there will have to be "his and hers" garages. Plus, I enjoy remodeling the house, therefore workshop space is now located in the basemant.
cashcard923 write:
Wedding Plans take care of themselves.
lil_ride write:
SURE, if there's a walk-in wedding chaple near by.. There's always the justice of the peace.
cashcard923 write:
Chocolate is just another snack.
lil_ride write:
This is where you got me....
NO NO NO....
Chocolate is a snack to be endured and enjoyed in only about a thousand different ways, depending on how creative you are...
How many men would disagree with me on this???
cashcard923 write:
You can be President.
lil_ride write:
unfortunately this may change in the near future.... I only say that due to who the candidate running will probably be.
cashcard923 write:
You can never be pregnant.
lil_ride write:
Sorry honey, this is already starting to change, along with the present gender changes happening. Insemination and C-Sections....
cashcard923 write:
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
lil_ride write:
Wrong again honey.... If we wear a white T-shirt to the water park , YOU won't get noticed...
As for NO shirt... As I see it, and I'm sure many others do too.... There are many men who we find at the water park with NO shirt, either need that T-shirt or the bra's you men invented for us women...
cashcard923 write:
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
lil_ride write:
You're either honest or you're not....
You either understand mechanics or you don't....
If you don't understand mechanics and you're dealing with a dishonest mechanic, it REALLY doesn't matter what you are... cuz you ARE getting ripped off. Hope ya learn from it...
cashcard923 write:
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky.
lil_ride write:
It's great to see you've met a few nice women out there... But you're complaining about it?
You look big enough.... Why didn't you just become the wall she needed to hide behind in order to follow your leadership skills, in the world being your urinal....
cashcard923 write:
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
lil_ride write:
and you're not entertained by this???? I do find, I laugh double hard when it's a guy that get's messed up on this.. and it does happen. We get sh!t for it all the time.
cashcard923 write:
Same work, more pay.
lil_ride write:
SURE... I wanna see you wash a few bikes in a bikini, and see how much you make in a days work...
cashcard923 write:
Wrinkles add character.
lil_ride write:
Some have so much character you scare us...
cashcard write:
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
lil_ride write:
Jeans and a T-shirt....
Same price!!!
cashcard write:
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
lil_ride write:
Oh yes they do.... and they talk about it more than they do a well endowed woman.
cashcard write:
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
lil_ride write:
Some of us can belch with the best of em... it's YOU who get discusted should we show it.
cashcard923 write:
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
lil_ride write:
NOT SO.... and bare foot is always the best, especially if they're walking on your back... So I've been told.
cashcard923 write:
One mood all the time.
lil_ride write:
What mood is that?
I'm hungry - Had a bad day at work - I'm feeling the wind - My back's being rubbed - Some quiet would be nice - Can't find the... - Running late - that special someone in my arms.
You said... "one mood?"
cashcard923 write:
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lil_ride write:
Only if you're boring...
cashcard write:
You know stuff about tanks.
lil_ride write:
Now, that depends on what kind of "tanks" you're talking about... LOL
cashcard923 write:
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
lil_ride write:
Honey, I can go on a 2 week vacation, it requires 1 back pack....

cashcard923 write:
You can open all your own jars.
lil_ride write:
Have you never seen those lil rubber disks that can open anything?
We hide them so you can feel useful...
cashcard923 write:
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
lil_ride write:
Only if you're a jerk and it's noticed. We need hope that there is in fact a good heart in there some where.
cashcard923 write:
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
lil_ride write:
Unless, they have invited you and someone you despise as well and they act as if you are the dirt present... Still friends? Or better yet; You loan your equipment (because you were asked), you're not invited and later you hear about it... You could have gone along, but weren't wanted there. Hum, still friends?
cashcard923 write:
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
lil_ride write:
where I could go with this one...
No underwear are free.
Th*ngs, well again, less fabric less $.
cashcard write:
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
lil_ride write:
I agree, I can't say I own more than that.
cashcard923 write:
You almost never have strap problems in public.
lil_ride write:
Not all of us do...
cashcard923 write:
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
lil_ride write:
But you'll see em for us... and help us smoooth em out too... lol
cashcard923 write:
Everything on your face stays its original co lour. The same hairstyle%
lil_ride write:
How is this one different? I've had the same long hair. Cut it once and grew it back... Your facial hair stays the same color? What, do you dye it? Ugh... maybe you should go ahead and shave then...
I've been avoiding this one for awhile... Can't resist any longer...
Here's my take on your thoughts... Hope ya get a laugh out of it..



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Posted on Tue, Mar 14, 2006 16:42

gefallen write:
"possibly because theres not as much
between the ears as women. men have
basically stayed in caveman mode.
women have evolved to the present. "

LOL that is so untrue!

:::adjusts his Bear-skin Loin Cloth:::

Now where the hell did I put that club.... time to go to work.

AJ


i'm sorry, lmao. not so directed at all of you, but deffinatly to the uh "caveman" who wrote it. thanks for the sence of humor, enjoyed it.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 14, 2006 12:01

wow did you really author all that?
Liar liar pants on fire so now for the other point of view... which by the way I did not have to plagiarize to rebut your ohh so weak idiom. Perhaps you may want to haul your dusty ole dictionary out for this retort.
Just a quarry are you a beaner or what? Gay? retarded? Do you even own a part of what we may refer to as having anything to do with the MALE anatomy?
Because as we see things a bit different pardon little buckaroo here out in the real world,(not to knock the the fantasy land of the lost you hail from)but real is better that's just how it is.. I surmise with your limits as they be this may be a hard task to find your brain in a direct overload or explode but trust us out west we know the best.
Your a loser baby so why don't they k ll
ya. Your missing it baby Woman are able to do everything you wrote about we just don't have to write about it.
Nannner nanner nanner
Get over it , feel the the love



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Posted on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 14:21

I just speak for myself.
Just live the way you wamma da, that's why i'm a very happy person.
No more, no less!!

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Posted on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 13:33

gefallen write:
"possibly because theres not as much
between the ears as women. men have
basically stayed in caveman mode.
women have evolved to the present. "

LOL that is so untrue!

:::adjusts his Bear-skin Loin Cloth:::

Now where the hell did I put that club.... time to go to work.

AJ

it's over in the corner of the cave, Dear...I told you to put it back where it belongs or you wouldn't be able to find it again! Geeeesshhh!

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 12:59

"possibly because theres not as much
between the ears as women. men have
basically stayed in caveman mode.
women have evolved to the present. "

LOL that is so untrue!

:::adjusts his Bear-skin Loin Cloth:::

Now where the hell did I put that club.... time to go to work.

AJ



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