Oh Amiable - that is too funny. I do the fake cough thing when they arrive & ruffle up my hair so it looks like they just woke me (but most of the time I have to get up just to shut the dogs up). I like yours better!
I bought a web cam awhile ago & I don't know why... Most of the time I'm in a baseball cap, t-shirt & shorts. Would love to run around naked, but too many kids run through my house! They'd be very afraid, because I look nothing like Barney!
Au Natural here.
A few years ago there was a knock on my front door. peaking thru the blinds I noticed 2 very clean up young men in suit & tie carry The Watch Tower. So I answer the door in all my splendid glory saying "Oh Virgins!".... I wonder if they noticed that I'm a natural red head......
I have a house full of testosterone, my Boys! I grap whatever is in the clean laundry pile... there's a difference? Boxers? I'm strickly Vickie's otherwise and don't look in the boxer section....less is more!!!