I have been saying this one for about 20+ years,blame me if you don't like it. I made it up getting tired of hearing co-workers cut down others....
"If you can't say something nice about someone,,,make something up"
God, grant me
The SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change
The COURAGE to change the things I can and
The WISDOM to know the difference.
This has gotten me thru many rough times in the last few years
I have Serenity stones and pull one a day--the one that comes out has a daily prayer to go with it and it is usually something that i need t work on with myself
i have a friend who got her heart broken, and while she was on the mend-all she kept saying was....."in the end, if you masterbate enough-you will realize you are only f**king yourself"....it was the way she said it, that would make you laugh so hard it would bring tears to your eyes, and i am happy to say she is well healed and has moved on,thank-god.............lol