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Posted on Thu, Mar 17, 2005 05:25

SEEN ON A BUMPER STICKER

Hows my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SH*T.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 16, 2005 12:52

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.
-Suzanne Somers
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~~ You NEVER get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression! ~~



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Posted on Tue, Mar 15, 2005 20:34

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage."



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Posted on Tue, Mar 15, 2005 13:11

YOU TALK'N TO ME?
TAKE THIS PEBBLE FROM MY HAND.
IF I TOLD YA, I'D HAFTA TO KILL YA.
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER W/THAT MOUTH?
HERE'S A QUARTER,GO CALL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHT.
I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
LIFE'S TOOO SHORT.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
WHO PISSED IN YOUR POST TOASTIES?
LIKA A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP.
JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE.

  


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Posted on Tue, Mar 15, 2005 12:55

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.

Joe Dirt wasn't it?



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Posted on Tue, Mar 15, 2005 12:29

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS.
NO FREE RIDES!

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2005 22:15

Ain't nuthin' but a thang.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2005 15:05

Beat it to fit, paint it to match.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2005 13:54

Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2005 13:46

Sometimes, the dragon wins....the question is: "Who is the dragon today?"

Illegitimis non carborundum: "Don't let the bastards get you down."

Yes it's an Indian, and no it's not made by Harley.

For kids and whiners:

Want some cheese with that whine?
Call 1-800-WAAH.
Let me call you a waahmbulance, I'll even have them bring you a waahmburger and french cries.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 09, 2005 03:57

Since meeting Lakeland I've found myself repeatedly saying....

I can NOT believe you said that!

and...

That's it, Mister...you're in trouble now!



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Posted on Tue, Mar 08, 2005 16:36

If you cant run with the big dogs. stay on the porch and pee with the puppies.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 07, 2005 22:59

"If ya ain't the Lead Dog...the view never changes"!!

"How much fun can we have before we get to Hell"?

"If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself" !!

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 07, 2005 14:34

I was twenty once... have you ever been fourty (substitute your age here)..no you haven't so just keep look good and shut the hell up!

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 07, 2005 07:15

~~ Senility Prayer ~~
God grant me ... the senility to forget the people I never liked ...
The good fortune to run into the people I do ...
And, the eyesight to know the difference!!!
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
-James Dean
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Posted on Fri, Mar 04, 2005 21:53

Gim'e three steps!
Gim'e three steps mister! gim'e three steps t'ward the door!!!!



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Posted on Fri, Mar 04, 2005 20:14

I liked that Wild Spirit.

I'm trying to remember how to copy and paste it so I can save it and look at it tomorrow when it will all be new and fresh again.



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Posted on Fri, Mar 04, 2005 17:23

Come back when your 30 and we'll talk about it...said to my kids when they're going...'but why (or why not) mom'?



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Posted on Fri, Mar 04, 2005 10:35

"The blood only flows to one head at a time"

And how often we let it flow south :-)

Rob



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Posted on Thu, Mar 03, 2005 19:46

ya you dont know what you have done till you have done it after all life is a gamble pker any one lol



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