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Posted on Mon, Dec 05, 2005 16:42

Saw this on another biker site and thought it made me chuckle..so I'll share...

Ya picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...
bwahaha Cweet Char



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Posted on Mon, Jun 20, 2011 16:16

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."



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Posted on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 10:21

Hello, My Name is Miss Behavin'

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Destroy What Destroys You

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You Aren't Important Enogh to Make Me Angry



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Posted on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 21:23

What will go on my tombstone:
"Don't look for logic where there is none."

And the saying I tell my buddies when stressed over a woman: "There are over six billion people on this earth. About half of them are women...how many of them have you not met yet?"

Usually gets them over the hump!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 10, 2009 18:07

And he whispered to me in the darkness as we lay together "Tell me where to touch you so that I can drive you insane, tell me where to touch you to give you the ultimate pleasure, tell me where to touch you so that we will truly own each other". And she kissed him softly and whispered back..."touch my mind".

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Posted on Mon, May 25, 2009 13:39

If you keep on doing what you've always done, you already got what you will always have.



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Posted on Thu, May 21, 2009 17:58

so true!! Me likey!!



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Posted on Mon, May 04, 2009 20:29

I have two:

Experience is a cruel teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.



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Posted on Mon, Dec 31, 2007 08:56

Love people, not things.
Use things, not people.



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Posted on Sat, Dec 29, 2007 19:47

To be or not to be...
That is the 'answer'...



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Posted on Sat, Mar 31, 2007 06:43

The two things most prevelant in the universe are hydrogen & stupidity.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2007 10:27

Life is like a roll of toilet paper,the closer you get to the end,the faster it go's

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Posted on Wed, Jan 10, 2007 16:06

Mine is
You'll never know if the wall is made of paper unless you try to go through it!



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Posted on Thu, Nov 23, 2006 05:31

It's hard to soar like an eagle
when you're amongst a bunch of turkeys!


Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!



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Posted on Sun, Nov 19, 2006 06:15

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you!
Rita Mae Brown



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Posted on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 15:30

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.



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Posted on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 15:29

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 10:32

yesterdays answer has nothing to do with todays problems.

the only person who likes change is a wet baby. :-)

the "what if" question begs for completion: "what if we tried?"

i'm not in heat, so get off my ass!!!!



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 05:29

that's my favorite! that's how i try to live my life, as in really living it.



here's my other motto:

let your life speak



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Posted on Thu, Oct 12, 2006 17:49

Dove1163 write:
Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.

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All right Ladies.
What's for breakfast?

SLB



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