I was in a romantic mood then. Lol

Recipe for disaster:

I gave her a kiss, it was soft and sweet.
Nine years later it was like kissing feet.
Cupids arrow had missed my heart.
I have found she likes to burp and fart.
Everynight there was swearing and drinking.
After the abuse I had suffered it has got me thinking.
I will take my losses and walk out the door.
May you rot in hell you f---'n whore.