Whatever happened to truth in advertising? Is this scootertramp asking too much?

Granted, we're all in here to hopefully meet our "special someone" and of course - we all enhance the positive aspects of ourselves in our personal ads - but why has there been such a drift lately to outright BS in so many ads?

For example, since I joined BK in December, I've encountered the following:
1 lady whose picture hasn't looked like her in at least 12-15 years - she's using an old one from her "youth" and is convinced that she still looks that good, while the booze and chocolate have done a serious number on her.
2 ladies that were "age 47" 4-5 years ago and packing more baggage than anyone takes on an around the world trip.
1 lady who needs a sugar daddy - how is that "always adventurous"?
An ex girlfriend who doesn't mention in her ad that she is unable to leave the island of Galveston and it's Strand for any activity in the remainder of the free world, and seeks only a yuppie biker who will allow their lives to revolve around her Daytimer.

Serious thoughts, my peoples?

3/25/05 typo corrections & a note to myself not to cut/paste from Word again, BK can't handle it!

LOL it has taken me 49 years but I am learning slowwwwwwly lol

Lol...I think SLB and NoPork are keepers.

Truth I sure hope he doesn't think we believe that...

SLB..and 'you forgot to give me my honey-do list,dear'..

and NoPork..hope you got those appointments made.

SLB you forgot one..... yes dear

amen....how true that is thunder

NoPork,
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship:
"I apologize" and "You are right".

Thunder does No Pork really think we can believe that,,,,

Those women's numbers were those of my attorney, accountant and proctologists. The way you have been talking I figured I needed all 3 lol.

Have a great day all.

hahahaha...ain't gonna be no gotiations now..you can keep your head in the ice box drinking beer until your400#, get all your s*x off your puter..and keep that Vespa up your arse. AND btw, ya ain't getting nuttin back. Not since I found all those girlies numbers in your pants pocket..and I called them friends...

I hope everyone wises up and just tells the truth. Life and love are tough enough without adding more crap to it but being deceitful. I still accept what I'm being told at face value and I guess I probably always will b/c it's hard to keep looking for the lies. Easy to let them come out on their own, they always do.

Damn CRAFT

NoPork...I got your negotiations Sweetie! lol and the number...well, I gave it once...you can't keep it, that ain't my fault! lol CC...you're great g/f! :) Ride Safely Everyone

Angel I owe it to her to at least hear her out on the negotiations but what was that number again just in case? lol

Ride safe all

Hey CC..let him go Sister..he ain't worth it!

Psssst..NoPork, when you get freed of the ball and chain, call me! hehehe

CC, I feel your pain Sis! I wouldn't put up with it for 5 secs.....

And this is how it's done! Sad really, that we do have to advertise and women can not trust thier sisters to "hands off" thier man! Women are supposed to be higher classed than that! Uh oh, I'll climb down off my soap box now....

Corne...Be honest...work hard..treat the woman you're with like she's the only woman in the world...ride safely! Simple concepts Baby Boy! :) Ride safely all!

Shadow...TRUTH...I know that.

NoPork...awww shoot hun. A DEEEVORCE already??? We were just getting started. How bout if I...well..errr..maybe we could negotiate.

beatitudes_5, geography like gravity sometimes just isn't our friend.

"Truth in Advertising"
Older male biker limited production only one made. High mileage but still has all of his hair and teeth (caution may bite) All other parts and accessories work as good as new. Has a few scars but could be shined up like new.
Specifications- Height 5' 7" Weight 160 pounds Seat frim and round.
Displacement- medium to large
Fuel- peanuts and beer
Opitions- kind hart, warm smile and tattoos
MSRP- free to a loving home
Comes with his own Harley.
Fact or fiction?

Big88Twin: here's a thought for ya-
Since time began, Earl has always chosen Jolene who was standing at the beer cooler in Hot Carls Super Stop and Trailer Dump Station based on looks. Jolene then decided or "chose" whether or not to give Earl her phone number & continue the infamous mating dance.
Then, along comes the internet dating thing - we meet & get to know one another from the inside out - and oftentimes once the meeting takes place, the physical attraction just isn't there or at a mutual level - short circuiting the way Mother Nature has wired our genes. So yes, Shallow Hal - but also a component of any relationship - mutual attraction (and lust, hee hee). Since I read of this theory (on a singles website, of all places) I've pondered the queston of balance that it represents. What say ye all?

Hot4: The scary thing is that she's on this website & thinks she'll find someone amongst the faithful! Each to their own, eh? I'll stay the die-hard M/C club member that I am & hope Ms. Right just won't T-bone me on my way through an intersection, hehehehehe.

Snuggle at 70 MPH, my peoples!

Thunder You shoved my scoot up the chute, you took away my puter and now you are taking away my beer?

I want a divorce hun lol

NoPork...damnit..this is your wife speakin...I told you to stay off that puter and outta that icebox. You'll be pulling the Vespa outta your....
LOVE YA BRO..Cweet Char