MilBrat63 write:
Only got the one , but its pretty much wrinkle free..
Damn shame I'm not gonna make it to Cuts Hogs in the Hole Rally, I understand your gonna be there and thats an interview I'd be looking forward to !
Hell I'd even wear a tie with that birthday suit for you Kitty.. I'd make it one of my Christmas ties .. seeing as we'd be unwrapping gifts and all. {Grin}

Badbikerkitty write:
Ah heck I will give ya a hands on interview.Just make sure ya bring yer best birthday suit....lmfao

MilBrat63 write:

So ladies.. Now that I've filled out the application..
Do I get a "hands on" interview ..
Or you just gonna give me the "job"?

Badbikerkitty write:
too funny dude!!!

Badbikerkitty write:
too funny dude!!!

TnTrBak write:
LMFAO!

MilBrat63 write:
Damn I hate these questionaires...

1.be on time




Ontime is when I get there.
2.bring liquor





What happened to the bottle I left last time ?
3.be freshly showered






thats a team sport we can play together.
4.bring food for after (then to be served to me)




Whipped cream chocolate and strawberries.. and I want it during thank you.
5.dont' talk too much




Talk? See number 7, I intend to have my mouth full while Im here..
6.no saying names




Not a problem.. hell Im still here and Ive already forgotten your name.. what was it again ?
7.stay down till I say get up




You won't be able ta speak when Im down, let alone want to tell me to get up..
8.need it more than one time




damn right I do.. this was a question right?
9.shut the door when you leave ...im tird.




Of course you are.. shut your own damn door.
10.don't call me i'll call you




Dial away.. thats not my number I gave you anyway..
oh and never tell me you love me....




Where the hell did that come from?

Suzananana write:

OMG Ms K!!!!!!!!!! You didn't !!!!

Thought ya had my back gf..... I'm crushed !!!!

Ooooh I'm in big trouble now lmao.....

Badbikerkitty write:
1.be on time
2.bring liquor
3.be freshly showered
4.bring food for after (then to be served to me)
5.dont' talk too much
6.no saying names
7.stay down till I say get up
8.need it more than one time
9.shut the door when you leave ...im tired.
10.don't call me i'll call you
oh and never tell me you love me....

omg I am laffin so hard...someone helped me with this it was nt me they made me do it!And it was suzanana

bogeybob write:
Here I'll share my standing F/B form...you might want to make copies.....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...lmfao

Booty Call
Current mood: high
Category: Romance and Relationships
Booty Call Agreement

1. Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the
"Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005,
by_______________________,
between ____________and______________.



THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it
in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have $hit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" $hit - only $ex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do
you love me?) The answer is No, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just $ex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during $ex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your azz leaving anything behind
when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after $ex - it's over, so get your azz up,
get dressed and go the fukc home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

18. No condoms, no fukcing. Carry your azz home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No fhone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for
your azz.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement.

If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement,
it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed
from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from fhone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly azz understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature____________________________________ __

Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature____________________________________ __

Date: ________________
_____________________________________________ ____

Msbikerkitty write:
OMG you have a pic on...lol.I dont ride yet ....I will soon though and hopefully it will be a harley but if not thats ok too.Hope all is well there!!!cold as shiiit here but its ok .

zed1 write:
Nice..so if I was to dazzle you I would cover your bedroom in purple iris's.....so what do you ride,I presume a harley of types.....????....

Msbikerkitty write:
It is hd symbol with bar and sheild cause i love harleys and a purple iris my fav flower.

zed1 write:
Ok miss Kitty I'd like to know about your tatt,why, what for and what does it mean to you.....just a simple question....lol