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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 07:36

Some of you have seen this before, since I emailed it to you..but thought it was worth a posting..sorry for those of you that have seen it please dont spoil the ending for the rest lol A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him profusely. A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker says "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my whole life. "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride? "A Harley Davidson. "The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 17:43

The almighty pen speaks again! You have to admit it sounds better then Biker saves kid from lion. LMFAO


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 17:36

damn thats horrible. it could,ve been me..WHITEFANG


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 17:04

OMG..Thats just wrong..lmao


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