Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

3 guys are sitting in a Bar. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Biker.

The Doctor say; "I bought my Wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes for Valentines day.
If she doesn't like the ring, she will still love the car and realize how much I love her".

The Lawyer says; For Valentines Day I bought my Wife a beautiful gold chain, and a trip to the Bahamas.
If She dosn't like the chain, she will still think of me on the trip and know that I love Her dearly".

The biker says; " I bought my old lady a t-Shirt and a vibrator for Valentines day. If she dont like the shirt she can go fuck herself"

3 guys are sitting in a Bar. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Biker.

The Doctor say; "I bought my Wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes for Valentines day.
If she doesn't like the ring, she will still love the car and realize how much I love her".

The Lawyer says; For Valentines Day I bought my Wife a beautiful gold chain, and a trip to the Bahamas.
If She dosn't like the chain, she will still think of me on the trip and know that I love Her dearly".

The biker says; " I bought my old lady a t-Shirt and a vibrator for Valentines day. If she dont like the shirt she can go fuck herself"

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

LMAO..ok and a smoke would be good to havfun

halfinch..good for you!! glad to hear everything is going good for you : )

LMAO..ok and a smoke would be good to havfun

halfinch..good for you!! glad to hear everything is going good for you : )

Quoting havfun:

okay, but you DO need a washcloth!!for those sticky fingers.....

okay, but you DO need a washcloth!!for those sticky fingers.....

Quoting halfinchwrench:

been hiding with o2babiker, and lovin it.

been hiding with o2babiker, and lovin it.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Hell if I will tell!! but I dont need you anymore now lol

Hell if I will tell!! but I dont need you anymore now lol

Quoting havfun:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks OH shit..that kills it for me..I have no patience, I want it and I want it now!!! ..*sitting here drumming my fingers waiting*

drumming your fingers"? ON WHAT??HAHA

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

OH shit..that kills it for me..I have no patience, I want it and I want it now!!! ..*sitting here drumming my fingers waiting*

OH shit..that kills it for me..I have no patience, I want it and I want it now!!! ..*sitting here drumming my fingers waiting*

Quoting havfun:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks Holy shit!! cant use you when its raining then!! umm thinkin' I know how to turn you on ; )

wet situations no problem, I have rubber insinuations, i mean insulations (for relations) (if you, sweet cheeks, hav got the....patience!

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Holy shit!! cant use you when its raining then!! umm thinkin' I know how to turn you on ; )

Holy shit!! cant use you when its raining then!! umm thinkin' I know how to turn you on ; )

Quoting bdwolf77:

Damn that starts my day with a big smile!

bdwolf77

Damn that starts my day with a big smile!

bdwolf77

Quoting viperjim:

Most cases I just read some of these things.....But I have to say, This started my day with a smile
Thanks

Most cases I just read some of these things.....But I have to say, This started my day with a smile
Thanks

Quoting havfun:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks LMAO Havfun!! tell me is that AA or C size batteries?? Hey halfinch where ya been hiding??

600 cold cranking amps diehard, available at sears. Now, wanna hear how to operate the "on" switch?????

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

LMAO Havfun!! tell me is that AA or C size batteries??

Hey halfinch where ya been hiding??

LMAO Havfun!! tell me is that AA or C size batteries??

Hey halfinch where ya been hiding??

Quoting suburbansweetheart:

Thats so romantic..lol

Thats so romantic..lol

Quoting james77075:

Quoting: Originally posted by havfun vibrator:? someone need a vibrator? stick a coupla batteries up my butt and TURN ME ON!!!!!!!!!

lolol......;p

Quoting whitefang62:

DAMN THATS FUNNY..WHITEFANG

DAMN THATS FUNNY..WHITEFANG

Quoting halfinchwrench:

like i said before, you funny...

like i said before, you funny...

Quoting irishpatti:

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks 3 guys are sitting in a Bar. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Biker. The Doctor say; "I bought my Wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes for Valentines day. If she doesn't like the ring, she will still love the car and realize how much I love her". The Lawyer says; For Valentines Day I bought my Wife a beautiful gold chain, and a trip to the Bahamas. If She dosn't like the chain, she will still think of me on the trip and know that I love Her dearly". The biker says; " I bought my old lady a t-Shirt and a vibrator for Valentines day. If she dont like the shirt she can go fuck herself"

LOL

Quoting TreasureTheHobo:

Gotta love em!!!!

Gotta love em!!!!

Quoting prettyldy:

lmaooooooooo!!

that was great!

lmaooooooooo!!

that was great!