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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 13:16

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Johnny Walker. Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!' They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!


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Posted on Tue, Feb 26, 2008 21:57

I'm swearing off bangers and mash while drinking..


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Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2008 11:39

I might not should have told this at work. Here in UTAH.


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Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2008 08:32

"THAT'S A CORKER - OR A PORKER" as a comedian used to say. "Tell us another one while you're up" junie


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Posted on Fri, Feb 22, 2008 05:55

LMAO!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 19:51

You got me spewing icecream all over my new computer screen Patti. LMAO!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 17:11

OMG....lmao!!!!!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 15:22

OH FOR DAMNED SURE TROFLMAO!!!! OH GOOD ONE and I know 'just who' ta share this with too....he'll love it!!!!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 14:02

That's Funny


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Posted on Thu, Feb 21, 2008 13:58

Why did i see this blog and was almost afraid of another "victoria secrets" pik with a kilt lol.. *wiping brow*


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