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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 07:11

Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


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Posted on Thu, Jan 31, 2008 18:03

YOU,RE A NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL. NO WONDER I LIKE YOU..WHITEFANG


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Posted on Fri, Jan 25, 2008 06:18

always get what you want!! Even if you have to tie his head between your legs and colthes pin his nose!! lol


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 18:32

Quoting: Originally posted by HDsweetcheeks
Quoting: Originally posted by JerseyAngel I would have asked him to perform oral sex on me!!! lol! oooops sorry!! Didn't mean to be dirty! Off to the naughty room!
Jersey..never ask..always demand!! LOL

ONLY YOU SC! LOL


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 16:54

Quoting: Originally posted by redsunset seems like a pretty normal next step...no towels...oral sex...hey ...why not?

You know, we should have gone to the men's room. Bet they have...oh never mind. They could care less about soap and towels and..sex.


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 11:03

Quoting: Originally posted by JerseyAngel I would have asked him to perform oral sex on me!!! lol! oooops sorry!! Didn't mean to be dirty! Off to the naughty room!

I think he sorta did!! Kinda sorta....


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 08:20

seems like a pretty normal next step...no towels...oral sex...hey ...why not?


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 07:20

Quoting: Originally posted by JerseyAngel I would have asked him to perform oral sex on me!!! lol! oooops sorry!! Didn't mean to be dirty! Off to the naughty room!

Jersey..never ask..always demand!! LOL


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 07:19

Teri..well we all know it, and some of the male populatiion does..the others we have to let find out for themselves thats the fun part *evil grin*


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 06:12

Quoting: Originally posted by JerseyAngel I would have asked him to perform oral sex on me!!! lol! oooops sorry!! Didn't mean to be dirty! Off to the naughty room!

The line forms to the left <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ladies! I guess we have to let jersey go first since she thought of it...NEXXXXT!! ;>)


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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 20:09

I would have asked him to perform oral sex on me!!! lol! oooops sorry!! Didn't mean to be dirty! Off to the naughty room!


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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 19:08

"can u say nooo toucheee, noooo toucheeee"

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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 19:00

ok i fail to see the problem there...lol wish i was the bar tender...lol


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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 18:05

OGM..SC women are are crule..lol


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