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Posted on Tue, Jan 22, 2008 15:59

Ok, this was inspired by VegasRider. I have always been told that blue balls is really just an excuse for guys to get laid. In a recent email with a member here, this was brought up. I can't recall what he said exactly but basically he said it is a real condition. You'd think at my age I would know the yea's and nay's of such things but I guess I never really delved into it. So.....what is it?? Real? Or b.s.??? Men, of BK, you have the floor.


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Posted on Sat, Mar 01, 2008 18:04

Quoting: Originally posted by suburbansweetheart Sc I seem to remember you have Blue ball's ...lol

Yes, she does! I gave them to her at Easy Rider!


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Posted on Sat, Mar 01, 2008 15:31

Ahhhh... I have inspired a fun little conversation. Educational as well! hehe I need to come here more often to partake in this goofyness.


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Posted on Sat, Feb 02, 2008 15:01

Quoting: Originally posted by suburbansweetheart
Quoting: Originally posted by suburbansweetheart You know me better T.. Thanks for the hook up Irish.. Now I have to get to my writing assignment or the teacher might have to disaplin me...lol
I think I got an A...lol

Awww...well good for you..though we were looking forward to hearing about the disciplinary action :)


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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2008 15:05

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U God gave dominion over all things to man. Man didn't keep his eye on women in the garden of eden, so god then gave dominion of mans balls to women. The gaze of Medussa turned men into stone and you T have turned many of man's balls to blue!Now do you remember WHO said that to you?! This is where she says.........I'm just a T. Now we know what that T stands for! LOL

Ok, so in other words..it IS the man's fault!! :)


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Posted on Fri, Feb 01, 2008 15:00

Quoting: Originally posted by suburbansweetheart You know me better T.. Thanks for the hook up Irish.. Now I have to get to my writing assignment or the teacher might have to disaplin me...lol

I think I got an A...lol


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 10:59

Everyone needs to get a good pfffffffffftttt in now and then :) Aha! Sher adds visual proof!!!


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Posted on Tue, Jan 29, 2008 18:44

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo What did I do??? Sheesh man!!! NN, good pffffftt by the way :)

yeah. I'm kinda liking that pffftttt. Thanks for letting me borrow it from time to time.


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Posted on Tue, Jan 29, 2008 10:04

What did I do??? Sheesh man!!! NN, good pffffftt by the way :)


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Posted on Tue, Jan 29, 2008 06:44

Sc I seem to remember you have Blue ball's ...lol

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Posted on Mon, Jan 28, 2008 19:51

Quoting: Originally posted by Horse4U God gave dominion over all things to man. Man didn't keep his eye on women in the garden of eden, so god then gave dominion of mans balls to women. The gaze of Medussa turned men into stone and you T have turned many of man's balls to blue!Now do you remember WHO said that to you?! This is where she says.........I'm just a T. Now we know what that T stands for! LOL

WTF? Geeessshhhh. And... a pfffftttt!


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Posted on Mon, Jan 28, 2008 13:35

God gave dominion over all things to man. Man didn't keep his eye on women in the garden of eden, so god then gave dominion of mans balls to women. The gaze of Medussa turned men into stone and you T have turned many of man's balls to blue!Now do you remember WHO said that to you?! This is where she says.........I'm just a T. Now we know what that T stands for! LOL


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Posted on Mon, Jan 28, 2008 09:29

Quoting: Originally posted by GoodFire
Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo
Quoting: Originally posted by GoodFire OMG! Was just watching Johnny Dangerously and his little brother was having this problem.. Johnny showed him a film from the Atlanta Testical Institute and .. {{shudder}}
Oh that's it, just leave us hanging and keep all juicy parts to yourself!!
You've never seen Johnny Dangerously? Lets just say it was an explosive ending to the film.. {{shudder}}

Nope, I have never seen Johnny Dangerously. Is he a porn star? (I am porn challenged) Action figure? (yawn) Biker? (And I missed him??) The only Johnny I remember was Johnny Quest..and that sucked, lol.


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Posted on Sun, Jan 27, 2008 15:28

Quoting: Originally posted by TreasureTheHobo
Quoting: Originally posted by GoodFire OMG! Was just watching Johnny Dangerously and his little brother was having this problem.. Johnny showed him a film from the Atlanta Testical Institute and .. {{shudder}}
Oh that's it, just leave us hanging and keep all juicy parts to yourself!!

You've never seen Johnny Dangerously? Lets just say it was an explosive ending to the film.. {{shudder}}


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Posted on Sat, Jan 26, 2008 21:17

You know me better T.. Thanks for the hook up Irish.. Now I have to get to my writing assignment or the teacher might have to disaplin me...lol


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Posted on Fri, Jan 25, 2008 07:59

Quoting: Originally posted by GoodFire OMG! Was just watching Johnny Dangerously and his little brother was having this problem.. Johnny showed him a film from the Atlanta Testical Institute and .. {{shudder}}

Oh that's it, just leave us hanging and keep all juicy parts to yourself!!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 19:34

OMG! Was just watching Johnny Dangerously and his little brother was having this problem.. Johnny showed him a film from the Atlanta Testical Institute and .. {{shudder}}


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 11:14

Well CSI, that would depend on how much Tequila I had. Since I really don't drink to speak of, the chances might be slim. But gosh, thanks for asking :) Manny, LMAO...The Silent Killer. I assumed that Cruisin, I figured he just wanted to find data to back it up :) Motor! Good to see you!! Sher! Are you flirting?? :) LMAO SC...that would be the epitome of cruelty, here they think you are coming to relieve their frustration and relieve them of the huevos!


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Posted on Thu, Jan 24, 2008 06:29

Quoting: Originally posted by cruisineasy1
Re: I see to it that he gets regular workouts to keep his blood moving.NO worries!!:} suburbansweetheart write: Re: Deb I hope he isn't speaking from experiance...lol spiritvtwin write: From healthdiscoverydotcom Do you know the connection between blue balls and sex? Have you ever heard someone ask you, "What are blue balls?" "Blue balls" is a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm. When a man becomes sexually excited, the arteries carrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state. This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent. If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the genitals is reduced and the penis and testicles return to their usual size rather quickly. If ejaculation does not occur there may be a lingering sensation of heaviness, aching, or discomfort in the testicles due to the continued vasocongestion. This unpleasant feeling has popularly been called blue balls, perhaps because of the bluish tint that appears when blood engorges the vessels in the testicles. Blue Balls Describes a Temporary, Minor Pain The condition usually does not last long and the level of pain associated with blue balls is usually minor and can be exaggerated. Most men have been socialized to ejaculate when they get an erection during sexual activity. Failure to ejaculate and to feel orgasm often adds frustration and disappointment to the reality of the physical sensation. Men who believe that they should ejaculate every time they have an erection are likely to exert pressure on their partner to proceed with sex without taking her feelings into consideration. Some men find that masturbation is a viable solution and are realizing that ejaculation is not a requirement in every sexual situation. This attitude allows both men and their partners to relax more and to learn that pleasure and meaning can exist without having to reach ejaculation and orgasm during every sexual encounter. Men are not alone in experiencing the discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion. Women's genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm. Copyright 2002 Sinclair Intimacy Institute

Whew!! I was alittle worried there he seemed to know so much about it...lol


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Posted on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 21:35

Re: I see to it that he gets regular workouts to keep his blood moving.NO worries!!:} suburbansweetheart write: Re: Deb I hope he isn't speaking from experiance...lol spiritvtwin write: From healthdiscoverydotcom Do you know the connection between blue balls and sex? Have you ever heard someone ask you, "What are blue balls?" "Blue balls" is a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm. When a man becomes sexually excited, the arteries carrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state. This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent. If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the genitals is reduced and the penis and testicles return to their usual size rather quickly. If ejaculation does not occur there may be a lingering sensation of heaviness, aching, or discomfort in the testicles due to the continued vasocongestion. This unpleasant feeling has popularly been called blue balls, perhaps because of the bluish tint that appears when blood engorges the vessels in the testicles. Blue Balls Describes a Temporary, Minor Pain The condition usually does not last long and the level of pain associated with blue balls is usually minor and can be exaggerated. Most men have been socialized to ejaculate when they get an erection during sexual activity. Failure to ejaculate and to feel orgasm often adds frustration and disappointment to the reality of the physical sensation. Men who believe that they should ejaculate every time they have an erection are likely to exert pressure on their partner to proceed with sex without taking her feelings into consideration. Some men find that masturbation is a viable solution and are realizing that ejaculation is not a requirement in every sexual situation. This attitude allows both men and their partners to relax more and to learn that pleasure and meaning can exist without having to reach ejaculation and orgasm during every sexual encounter. Men are not alone in experiencing the discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion. Women's genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm. Copyright 2002 Sinclair Intimacy Institute



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