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Posted on Mon, Jan 14, 2008 17:36

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 08:46

Quoting: Originally posted by james77075
Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse
Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse hehe! Good one! I thought you were really lost when I read the title. Glad you're not.
geesshh! Speaking of lost, where have I been? I just noticed the original date on this post. Oops!
..lol.not lost...but might go the wrong way....sittin in eagle pass,tx. waiting for my trailer to come back across the border. went over tuesday an hopefully be back soon. sometimes it takes a week or more to unload. slow workers over there.......;p

Oh,ok. Glad you aren't lost. I am the Queen of getting lost! And going the wrong way. No sense of direction at all. Be safe and well on the road,James. Take care of you.


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 07:48

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse
Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse hehe! Good one! I thought you were really lost when I read the title. Glad you're not.
geesshh! Speaking of lost, where have I been? I just noticed the original date on this post. Oops!

..lol.not lost...but might go the wrong way....sittin in eagle pass,tx. waiting for my trailer to come back across the border. went over tuesday an hopefully be back soon. sometimes it takes a week or more to unload. slow workers over there.......;p


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 02:34

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse hehe! Good one! I thought you were really lost when I read the title. Glad you're not.

geesshh! Speaking of lost, where have I been? I just noticed the original date on this post. Oops!


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 02:17

hehe! Good one! I thought you were really lost when I read the title. Glad you're not.


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Posted on Wed, Jan 30, 2008 01:47

LMAO. this has cheered me up. thanks james I needed this one. bdwolf77


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Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2008 17:28

We hate when truckers get lost! LOL


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Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2008 12:53

that's really good.... lol


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Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2008 09:41

Pfffffffffttttttt....that is funny!!


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Posted on Mon, Jan 14, 2008 20:00

LOL


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Posted on Mon, Jan 14, 2008 19:10

LMAO here I thought you were lost


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Posted on Mon, Jan 14, 2008 18:16

HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA! that were a good'un


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