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teebis
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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 08:31

O.J. & the Devil Okay so O.J. dies one day (finally!!!!) and he immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.' The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . 'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'


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habchick
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Posted on Sat, Jan 19, 2008 12:17

Ok, now that's a good one! Poor Bill...and he thought Monica got him into trouble! Flap those pearly whites now OJ! Johnnie isn't there to defend you (or maybe he is...) Ok, that was bad. I hold out my hand for someone to slap it.


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Posted on Thu, Jan 17, 2008 18:32

HAHA Thanks for the smile. Seriously, it's a friggin' circus with him going to court and so forth here in Vegas. Hey... I'm up for Jury duty next month... Maybe I will be assigned to his trial, write a crappy book and then retire.


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Posted on Sun, Jan 13, 2008 09:25

That is soooooooo perfect!!!!!!!!!


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