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Posted on Wed, Jan 09, 2008 12:36

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.


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Posted on Sat, Jan 26, 2008 02:28

Quoting: Originally posted by teebis
Re:um...no don't own a pump.........do u have lips? They tend to work for inflation purposes. redsunset write: Re:so then, do you have a "pump".....uh, you know, just in case????? teebis write: Re:nothin deflates around here...............lol redsunset write: well, I suppose that would work....as long as we don't kick the "tires"....and they go flat!!!

Why...yes I do as a matter of fact.......use them alot for kissing...that usually does the trick!


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Posted on Tue, Jan 22, 2008 13:20

Re:um...no don't own a pump.........do u have lips? They tend to work for inflation purposes. redsunset write: Re:so then, do you have a "pump".....uh, you know, just in case????? teebis write: Re:nothin deflates around here...............lol redsunset write: well, I suppose that would work....as long as we don't kick the "tires"....and they go flat!!!



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Posted on Mon, Jan 21, 2008 05:51

Re:so then, do you have a "pump".....uh, you know, just in case????? teebis write: Re:nothin deflates around here...............lol redsunset write: well, I suppose that would work....as long as we don't kick the "tires"....and they go flat!!!



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Posted on Sun, Jan 20, 2008 05:37

Re:nothin deflates around here...............lol redsunset write: well, I suppose that would work....as long as we don't kick the "tires"....and they go flat!!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 17, 2008 08:30

well, I suppose that would work....as long as we don't kick the "tires"....and they go flat!!!


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Posted on Wed, Jan 16, 2008 06:23

Re:no neede to buy it hun..can always lease with an option to buy. They are welcome to kick the tires....try a test drive :) redsunset write: I'm sure you are Geebis Teebis...the question is are they buying it...lol!



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Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2008 14:18

I'm sure you are Geebis Teebis...the question is are they buying it...lol!


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Posted on Mon, Jan 14, 2008 13:32

Re:Oh Darlin......not looking for "slack" from these beautiful ladies..................noooooooo......looking for something VERY different....:) And that ain't a bullseye.it's pasta sauce.........lol TreasureTheHobo write: See Teebis? You are not gonna get any slack from the female faction here. It's amazing how men leave themselves wide open for this. BTW,that's a lovely bullseye on your shirt :)



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Posted on Sun, Jan 13, 2008 17:18

See Teebis? You are not gonna get any slack from the female faction here. It's amazing how men leave themselves wide open for this. BTW,that's a lovely bullseye on your shirt :)


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Posted on Sat, Jan 12, 2008 05:28

Re: irishpatti write: Re: But Teebis might be a deep sea diver! He might bring up some pearls! LOL TeachOnWheels write: Sorry Irish, no men in our tub. We barely had room enough for the hotties.

Can't all men breath through their ears? Should be easy. junie


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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 19:25

Re: But Teebis might be a deep sea diver! He might bring up some pearls! LOL TeachOnWheels write: Sorry Irish, no men in our tub. We barely had room enough for the hotties.



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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 07:14

A MAN IS HAPPY? WHERE? HOW DID WE MISS HIM? You may be happy, but its not natural. lol


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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 07:12

Just because you can't have multiple orgasms. You think all that equals it. - NOT. lol


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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 06:27

Not to mention .. We bring home the bacon .. Fry it up in the Pan.. And Never let you forget your the man Teebis we are all just so busy with the complicated world .. We are complicated girls...lol


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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 06:17

Re: irishpatti write: Re: Liked having you under my desk all this time. Hey, you could trek over our way for the blessing and ride part way w/HDSC. Just a thought love. We all missed you at the rodeo. Oh, yea I know you were shooting porn and getting bloody beads!!!!! We'll put you in charge of the tub in the Naked Area! Peace out, Irish Patti teebis write: Re:not entirely..I am paying $9.95 for the "3 pack" irishpatti write: Hey, Teebis, good to see you back. So are you the happiest man in the world then? LOL

I get to ride behind you so I can watch your ass the whole trip LOL


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Posted on Thu, Jan 10, 2008 23:14

Re: Liked having you under my desk all this time. Hey, you could trek over our way for the blessing and ride part way w/HDSC. Just a thought love. We all missed you at the rodeo. Oh, yea I know you were shooting porn and getting bloody beads!!!!! We'll put you in charge of the tub in the Naked Area! Peace out, Irish Patti teebis write: Re:not entirely..I am paying $9.95 for the "3 pack" irishpatti write: Hey, Teebis, good to see you back. So are you the happiest man in the world then? LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jan 10, 2008 03:10

Re:not entirely..I am paying $9.95 for the "3 pack" irishpatti write: Hey, Teebis, good to see you back. So are you the happiest man in the world then? LOL



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Posted on Thu, Jan 10, 2008 03:09

Re:yup....and we have been trying to do just that...ummm...put it all into you that is :) TreasureTheHobo write: God had a plan Geebis Teebis, he kept you guys simple so there would be more room for all of the beautiful, complex, alluring, befuddling facets of us, the fairer sex. He didn't want you guys wasting unnecessary motion or energy on yourselves, he wanted you to put it all into us :)



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Posted on Wed, Jan 09, 2008 20:24

Cute!

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