Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!!!!!

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Jack Daniels and women with big tits."

ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!!!!!

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Jack Daniels and women with big tits."

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

YEA!!!!!!!!!GOOD KID

YEA!!!!!!!!!GOOD KID

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

LMAO

Re: Doakman write: Took the kids, found out what black Friday was, too build-a bear work shop in the mall. Onion the 3yr old boy got too running around so i had too corral him. well this really pissed him off. Fell down in the middle of the mall and just laid there.Thought it was a good time to set down,a cop came by asked if onion was alright, i said no he wasn't. He then asked if i should pick him up, told him too try it. Anyway onion got up and then asked me if that was a PIG!!!!

Quoting easyrider96:

good one baby.........

good one baby.........

Quoting Doakman:

Took the kids, found out what black Friday was, too build-a bear work shop in the mall.
Onion the 3yr old boy got too running around so i had too corral him. well this really pissed him off. Fell down in the middle of the mall and just laid there.Thought it was a good time to set down,a cop came by asked if onion was alright, i said no he wasn't. He then asked if i should pick him up, told him too try it. Anyway onion got up and then asked me if that was a PIG!!!!

Took the kids, found out what black Friday was, too build-a bear work shop in the mall.
Onion the 3yr old boy got too running around so i had too corral him. well this really pissed him off. Fell down in the middle of the mall and just laid there.Thought it was a good time to set down,a cop came by asked if onion was alright, i said no he wasn't. He then asked if i should pick him up, told him too try it. Anyway onion got up and then asked me if that was a PIG!!!!

Quoting PADDYWADDY:

YEA

YEA

Quoting Olderwiser2000:

LMAO! Do you get this stuff out of Reader's Digest. ?

LMAO! Do you get this stuff out of Reader's Digest. ?

Quoting irishpatti:

LOL

LOL