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Posted on Sun, Dec 16, 2007 18:09

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases: In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration


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Posted on Wed, Dec 19, 2007 05:01

Re: Well, you have to be careful what you post around here.I had to improvise.It was difficult to find an appropiate dead tree from roots up with balls. hehe!! harleydad56 write: Re:NNurse, thanks for the visual, I think! NightNurse write: hehehe!! Good one!!



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Posted on Wed, Dec 19, 2007 04:56

...oh the visual.. lol the title of this blog made me turn my head and imagine the strangest of thoughts.. *she says as she puts the girls back in original place*.. muffins for breakfast anyone? hehe


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Posted on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 18:13

Re:Watering the willy with my wine! HMMM will wine make it grow? LOL CinnamonGirlOH write: **spewing tea all over my keyboard** :>)



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Posted on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 09:31

thats why there are boob jobs and vigara lol


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Posted on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 07:09

**spewing tea all over my keyboard** :>)


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Posted on Tue, Dec 18, 2007 02:21

Re: Some never get past the oak tree stage ;-) SwtFLLdy write: LMAO....I'm curious how much is true to the willie stages?



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Posted on Mon, Dec 17, 2007 06:14

LMAO....I'm curious how much is true to the willie stages?


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Posted on Sun, Dec 16, 2007 20:49

Re:NNurse, thanks for the visual, I think! NightNurse write: hehehe!! Good one!!



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Posted on Sun, Dec 16, 2007 20:32

hehehe!! Good one!!

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Posted on Sun, Dec 16, 2007 19:53

You really are a bad boy. Good for you. Great joke.


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