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Posted on Dec 13, 2007 at 09:57 PM

My daughter's class had a roller skating party this evening, and I ended up being a chaperon....Now being as how I have not been on those old style skates in over 20 years, I am sure I looked ever so graceful. Now I am sitting here with a sore butt trying to remember how I got talked into that,and how I will pay them back

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Posted on Dec 20, 2007 at 06:38 AM

Sure heretic..lets just pretend it hurts..so ppl dont talk.

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Posted on Dec 19, 2007 at 08:20 PM

Re: my posterior has recovered....I am just busy getting ready for Christmas redsunset write: Gee....nothing from Heretic....think he's still sitting on a doughnut somewhere????


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Posted on Dec 17, 2007 at 06:57 AM

Gee....nothing from Heretic....think he's still sitting on a doughnut somewhere????

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Posted on Dec 16, 2007 at 03:32 AM

Since there seem to be so many BK ladies who are concerned for poor Heretic's butt....and would give their eye teeth to rub it and comfort him..... maybe we should hold a lottery to see who will have the honor of rubbing it. Tickets start at $5...and the proceeds will go to the Home for Wayward bikers........ any takers????

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Posted on Dec 15, 2007 at 07:52 PM

Re: motorpsych0bich write: Re:if we form a line will it be like the conga line?... and if so, whos in front of me is what im curious to ask...wait a minute,whos got me from behind... ill take "objects in the rearview mirror are larger than they appear" for a thousand alex.. lol HDsweetcheeks write: Heretic if you need your butt rubbed you came to the right place! Line forms behind me girls!!

lol V funny.

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Posted on Dec 15, 2007 at 02:40 PM

Re:if we form a line will it be like the conga line?... and if so, whos in front of me is what im curious to ask...wait a minute,whos got me from behind... ill take "objects in the rearview mirror are larger than they appear" for a thousand alex.. lol HDsweetcheeks write: Heretic if you need your butt rubbed you came to the right place! Line forms behind me girls!!


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Posted on Dec 15, 2007 at 03:05 AM

So nice to see your smiling face Sher, hope your are back more often.

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 11:03 PM

My backside does not hurt as much today, but if I claim it does, do I still get that butt rub, Sweet Cheeks?.....LOL If it is all the same, I will sit the skate park out Junie. I never could ride a skateboard, and really have no desire to learn now

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 06:35 PM

Lee I loved the skating parties my lil guys couldn't stand on skates by himself for months but we just kept picking him up and dusting him off tried not to fall and stayed by the walls...lol He play's Roller Hockey Now...lol

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 03:18 PM

Well, well. well Heretic....how much younger than me are you???? We took our school kids roller skating today at the local rink...and guess what....I DIDN'T fall....not once ...and skated circles around some of the teens(who thought I was way too old to skate).....it's not all in the body....mostly in the mind. Need a doughnut ring? ...lol!!!!

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 12:18 PM

I'm sure you looked every so cute! LOL My daughters have roped me into this kind of thing before and believe me, if your butt is sore now, wait for day 2....LOL

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 10:22 AM

Heretic if you need your butt rubbed you came to the right place! Line forms behind me girls!!

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 08:47 AM

LOL, what a trooper. You got talked into it because you are "dad". Toughen up Heretic, this is just the beginning, she will be a hormonal teen before you know it!! That's when the real fun starts :)

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 04:47 AM

Re: Heretic write: My daughter's class had a roller skating party this evening, and I ended up being a chaperon....Now being as how I have not been on those old style skates in over 20 years, I am sure I looked ever so graceful. Now I am sitting here with a sore butt trying to remember how I got talked into that,and how I will pay them back

You also don't remember it being so sore when you fell down as a kid. How about going on the skatepark next. Or is that a Pass I'll sit this one out? Still young at heart. But is Dad on skates the same as Dad at a disco? junie

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Posted on Dec 14, 2007 at 04:17 AM

Re:The things we do for love :) You made me think of a newborn baby pony taking its first steps lol.. oh the visual :) go to some of the other blogs darling, their are sore keisters everywhere, mostly from being spanked.. imagining u n all fours (4 wheels that is) just brought a warm smile to my face... so id like to say thank u.. Heretic write: My daughter's class had a roller skating party this evening, and I ended up being a chaperon....Now being as how I have not been on those old style skates in over 20 years, I am sure I looked ever so graceful. Now I am sitting here with a sore butt trying to remember how I got talked into that,and how I will pay them back


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