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AintRightT
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Posted on Sat, Dec 01, 2007 07:14

The Redneck Challenge: I am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South,and I challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane (B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle (C) '64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down? 5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed? 6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front? 7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler? 8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer? I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya? It's okay if'n ya didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya, there's a hole heap of things that big city book-learnin don't prepare ya for in this life.


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Posted on Mon, Dec 03, 2007 08:41

LOL I have no idea I guess I must be from the south??? : )


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Posted on Mon, Dec 03, 2007 08:32

A 61 Plymouth will rust faster than any of the others.


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Junie2006
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Posted on Mon, Dec 03, 2007 08:10

We have a North - South divide. But its not strictly North and South its London and the South East vs The Rest of the Country. England only extends as far as Watford gap a few miles north of London. Only people I know who think Nottingham is near Newcastle, Lancashire is further north than Scotland and even one who thought Birmingham the most central city in the middle of England had a beach. Yet they make out we are the Yokels. anyone who pays the prices for crap coffee and sandwiche in the Yuppie coffee houses in the centre of London deserves to be ripped off. junie


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Posted on Sun, Dec 02, 2007 09:11

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! That is great Tamara!!


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