Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

For MY NEXT LIFE:


I want to live my next life backwards:


You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...


You finish off as an orgasm.

For MY NEXT LIFE:


I want to live my next life backwards:


You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.


You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.


Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...


You finish off as an orgasm.

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: Enjoying my life as a divorcee after one marriage! LOL HDsweetcheeks write: Sure Patti tell me now, where were you 18 years ago???!!!! Re: irishpatti write: Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

Sure Patti tell me now, where were you 18 years ago???!!!!

Re: irishpatti write: Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Quoting irishpatti:

Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol

Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Quoting HDCouple4U2NV:

Reality is if you start out dead your dead your not going anywhere. frontwards or backwards. LOL

Reality is if you start out dead your dead your not going anywhere. frontwards or backwards. LOL

Quoting cruisineasy1:

Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Quoting hossv8:

You're onto something there...

That means you'll sign the divorce papers before you get married,,,,hmmmm very interesting...You should run from president of some small country like MopedKiss Land so we can all move there and try this out. I get first dibs on the Depends Mart Outlet as y'all will need that first! LOL!

You're onto something there...

That means you'll sign the divorce papers before you get married,,,,hmmmm very interesting...You should run from president of some small country like MopedKiss Land so we can all move there and try this out. I get first dibs on the Depends Mart Outlet as y'all will need that first! LOL!

Quoting JerseyAngel:

All I know is I want to come back as a dad. You can lay around, nobody bothers you. Kids leave you alone while you sleep, you have a wife to do you cooking, cleaning, and run all your errands. You can pee standing up!!!

All I know is I want to come back as a dad. You can lay around, nobody bothers you. Kids leave you alone while you sleep, you have a wife to do you cooking, cleaning, and run all your errands. You can pee standing up!!!

Quoting tcsd4x:

what a crack up lol

what a crack up lol

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: You're too funny motor. LOL motorpsych0bich write: ..:)

Quoting motorpsych0bich:

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Quoting motorpsych0bich:

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Quoting motorpsych0bich:

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Quoting motorpsych0bich:

i love these baby tshirts lol

i love these baby tshirts lol

Quoting irishpatti:

Re: CW, seems like you're getting off a lot lately! LOL cwsthunder write: Oh yeah I want in on this one too..Now I know who to go to for all my answers too,,I must be off??? CW..

Quoting HDsweetcheeks:

So when I grow up I want to be an orgasm lol : )

So when I grow up I want to be an orgasm lol : )

Quoting who:

You ladies just caught on to that?
All us guys have been trying to get back into a womb all our adult lives:)

You ladies just caught on to that?
All us guys have been trying to get back into a womb all our adult lives:)

Quoting Junie2006:

Definitely more beneficial to men who's last memory will be being naked craddled to a woman sucking a tit before they go.

junie

Re: irishpatti write: I want to do that too! LOL

Quoting NightNurse:

Re: Wow! Wouldn't that be nice. HDsweetcheeks write: For MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.