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Posted on Mon, Oct 29, 2007 09:57

For MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.


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Posted on Thu, Nov 01, 2007 11:58

Re: Enjoying my life as a divorcee after one marriage! LOL HDsweetcheeks write: Sure Patti tell me now, where were you 18 years ago???!!!! Re: irishpatti write: Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.



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Posted on Thu, Nov 01, 2007 10:40

Re: irishpatti write: Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

Sure Patti tell me now, where were you 18 years ago???!!!!


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Posted on Thu, Nov 01, 2007 06:31

Re:SC, like I always say, marriage is something you do only ONCE! HDsweetcheeks write: first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.



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Posted on Thu, Nov 01, 2007 06:25

Re: cruisineasy1 write: Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.

first and second husband, for those of us that were stupid enough to not learn the first time lol


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Posted on Wed, Oct 31, 2007 17:20

Reality is if you start out dead your dead your not going anywhere. frontwards or backwards. LOL


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Posted on Wed, Oct 31, 2007 16:57

Can we choose our parents though when we hit that stage? Well, ok and a different first husband.


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Posted on Wed, Oct 31, 2007 15:42

You're onto something there... That means you'll sign the divorce papers before you get married,,,,hmmmm very interesting...You should run from president of some small country like MopedKiss Land so we can all move there and try this out. I get first dibs on the Depends Mart Outlet as y'all will need that first! LOL!


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Posted on Wed, Oct 31, 2007 13:17

All I know is I want to come back as a dad. You can lay around, nobody bothers you. Kids leave you alone while you sleep, you have a wife to do you cooking, cleaning, and run all your errands. You can pee standing up!!!


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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 13:46

what a crack up lol


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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 08:47

Re: You're too funny motor. LOL motorpsych0bich write: ..:)



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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 08:37

..:)

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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 08:35

..:)

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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 08:35

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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 08:34

i love these baby tshirts lol

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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 06:17

Re: CW, seems like you're getting off a lot lately! LOL cwsthunder write: Oh yeah I want in on this one too..Now I know who to go to for all my answers too,,I must be off??? CW..



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Posted on Tue, Oct 30, 2007 05:37

So when I grow up I want to be an orgasm lol : )


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Posted on Mon, Oct 29, 2007 21:00

You ladies just caught on to that? All us guys have been trying to get back into a womb all our adult lives:)


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Posted on Mon, Oct 29, 2007 13:14

Re: irishpatti write: I want to do that too! LOL

Definitely more beneficial to men who's last memory will be being naked craddled to a woman sucking a tit before they go. junie


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Posted on Mon, Oct 29, 2007 10:34

Re: Wow! Wouldn't that be nice. HDsweetcheeks write: For MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.



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