Quoting SouthernCharmz:

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can DO the whole neighborhood.

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can DO the whole neighborhood.

Quoting demoman:

shouldnt that read " WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX UNLESS ITS WITH DEMO " ?

hahahaha i crack me up

shouldnt that read " WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX UNLESS ITS WITH DEMO " ?

hahahaha i crack me up

Quoting HDCouple4U2NV:

Re: Can you really eat that much candy....LOL TheNightster write: all i really know is if i could get someone to be the trick, i sure as heck would try like hell to make sure that she had a good treat allllllll night long, and at least half the next day, , signed REALLY HUNGRY FOR SOME

Quoting TheNightster:

all i really know is if i could get someone to be the trick, i sure as heck would try like hell to make sure that she had a good treat allllllll night long, and at least half the next day, , signed
REALLY HUNGRY FOR SOME

all i really know is if i could get someone to be the trick, i sure as heck would try like hell to make sure that she had a good treat allllllll night long, and at least half the next day, , signed
REALLY HUNGRY FOR SOME

Quoting NightNurse:

heh! That is great!! Love it!

heh! That is great!! Love it!

Quoting HDCouple4U2NV:

Wow I think I'm putting some Chocolte on the head board this year better put a case of water to keep him hydrated...LOL

Wow I think I'm putting some Chocolte on the head board this year better put a case of water to keep him hydrated...LOL