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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 23:21

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space contin! uum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning, see something really scary and try to chew off your arm. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 15:34

Cant be too careful.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 08:04

now I remember why I quit drinking lol


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 06:53

Re:SCX, did you check the Statue of Liberty? LOL I remember once finding me clothing outdoors by the naked area. Imagine that! Yes, Demo. I can see myself in just a few of those examples. HDsweetcheeks write: WHEW! That explains alot, and to think I spent all yesterday morning looking for my bra and panites!!



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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 06:14

WHEW! That explains alot, and to think I spent all yesterday morning looking for my bra and panites!!


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 05:42

heh! Good one!! I can relate to a few of those in years gone past.


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 03:40

LMAO Demo good Morning Cruel World. At least the coffee is still brewing and I don't have to clean it off the screen. LOL


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 02:45

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. " Sure glad to know that about you Demo. One thing I can't abide is a knickerless man who lost his bra. Especially with your tits. junie


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 02:37

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning" WOT IS THAT ABOUT!!! See lots of people phoning people at ungodly hours, asking if they woke them and then telling them how they love them and really think of them and would do anything for them OK - Can we start by not calling me at 4am in the morning when you are completely razzled and talking silly? I let my guy have his boys night out. I don't want to know the details. But strict instructions, he does not call me, or call round, or suggest him and his mates finishe off the night at my place. He does not come home and stays with a mate, he also does not see me or contact me the next day until late afternoon as his hangover is also his affair. Good bfs understand that their messy moments and extremes of emotions and behaviour stay right away from the family home. Don't irritate the relationship and you might still have one. One of the most frightening and distressful times for a child is waiting for their father to get home from the bar on a Saturday night and having to see and hear him him at his ugliest. Especially when he is being ugly with their mother. Also avoids the inevitable answer to "Are You Up for IT?" Don't care how drunk you are home, family and manners come first. junie


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