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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 20:22

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!

Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!



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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 15:47

hummm ok, i think im now officially excited.



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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 08:11

Now all we are left with is this...:)


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 22:43


Re:

Flame2000 write:
OHHHHHHHHH!!!;P....(grin)
You know who this is!




hahaha well yahhhhh. how could i forget?



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