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Posted on Fri, Oct 12, 2007 20:20

This list of words (that are not words) is supposed to have come from a Washington Post Invitational. I searched but could not find it on their website. The idea was to take and real word and alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole


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Posted on Tue, Oct 16, 2007 09:18

DissFranchised...when McDonalds screws up your drive thru order.... Blonded...when nothings wrong with your eyes...just your hair color. Pornholed...when someone shows you naked pictures...of unattractive people.... Walmatted...what happens with cheap goods such as shampoo... Pockederm....the marks morbidly obese people get when poked with a 10 foot pole....


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Posted on Mon, Oct 15, 2007 16:52

Cornographic....Cheesy pictures added to your profile... HeHe just had to say it....Not singeling out anyone...Damn Sorry another bad one. Discumbobulated...that reaction when it spurts and she wasn't expecting it. Ok I'll stop now....


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 17:18

Introspectacles: Eyewear for soul searching.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 05:30

"Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it." YEP. Happens to me all the time, subtle innuendo is too subtle for some. "Are you trying to take the piss out of me?" "WHO?... MOI?... NAH!! Wouldn't do that. You're far too intelligent" "OH. RIGHT. That's OK then" ;^P junie


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Posted on Sun, Oct 14, 2007 04:19

Re: heh!! Osteopornosis!! I especially like the ignoranus combo word! demoman write: This list of words (that are not words) is supposed to have come from a Washington Post Invitational. I searched but could not find it on their website. The idea was to take and real word and alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole



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