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Posted on Sep 28, 2007 at 07:38 PM

My 7 year old daughter wanted to learn how to tie animals. So cut a piece of light twine like you would use for a clothes line. I used this to show her how to tie a bolen knot around the leg of a coffee table.....Now she has all her stuffed animals tied to all the tables and chairs in the house and says she is breaking them to lead. Next she wants me to teach her how to throw a lariat.....I am not sure that is a good idea. I used to sneak up on my grandpa and heel him.....I am sure my daughter will do the same to me

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 10:09 PM

Heretic - know this song? When you go down to the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. When you go down to the woods today You'll never believe your eyes. For todays the day The teddies get their own back Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic. When heretic is their barbeque. Is that barbeque or cucumber relish with your barbequed biker Mr Cuddles? junie

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 10:02 PM

Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
Nothing wrong with being a softie, keeps us human. Like your blogs and contributions. Keep cool. Daddys and teddies are important too. junie

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 09:55 PM

Re: hossv8 write: Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....
That's nothing. She's probably not tried the teddy in a blender trick yet. junie

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 06:20 AM

Awh a good laugh in the morning I needed it this morning...kids can always make ya appriciate life huh?

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 05:59 AM

Re: Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
You are a bunch of sickos. I assume that this is right up your street. ASTA LA VISTA BABYBEAR!!

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Posted on Oct 04, 2007 at 05:54 AM

Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose
"You've hurt my feelings, And I have to sleep with the nightlite left on." signed Little Teddy

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Posted on Oct 03, 2007 at 06:40 PM

Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie

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Posted on Oct 01, 2007 at 06:29 PM

That is funny. They learn quick. Ya just gotta love children and their wonderful imaginations!!

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Posted on Oct 01, 2007 at 02:58 PM

You'll be fit to be tied

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Posted on Sep 30, 2007 at 12:35 PM

Re: James I think that is what is scaring him LOL james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

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Posted on Sep 30, 2007 at 02:51 AM

Re: james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 07:53 PM

Re:OF COURSE....Who wouldn't be? james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 06:44 PM

Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 06:29 PM

Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 04:33 PM

well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 04:27 AM

A Hog Tied sad looking teddy comes to mind wondering if he will stay tied to the table leg all night long or get back into bed for a cuddle. She may use as a variation to sleeping on the couch whe she is older. AWWW poor teddies.

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Posted on Sep 29, 2007 at 12:33 AM

You bet ya. And they learn so quick

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