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Heretic
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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 19:38
Quoting Heretic : My 7 year old daughter wanted to learn how to tie animals. So cut a piece of light twine like you would use for a clothes line. I used this to show her how to tie a bolen knot around the leg of a coffee table.....Now she has all her stuffed animals tied to all the tables and chairs in the house and says she is breaking them to lead. Next she wants me to teach her how to throw a lariat.....I am not sure that is a good idea. I used to sneak up on my grandpa and heel him.....I am sure my daughter will do the same to me
My 7 year old daughter wanted to learn how to tie animals. So cut a piece of light twine like you would use for a clothes line. I used this to show her how to tie a bolen knot around the leg of a coffee table.....Now she has all her stuffed animals tied to all the tables and chairs in the house and says she is breaking them to lead.
Next she wants me to teach her how to throw a lariat.....I am not sure that is a good idea. I used to sneak up on my grandpa and heel him.....I am sure my daughter will do the same to me
Junie2006
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 22:09
Quoting Junie2006 : Heretic - know this song? When you go down to the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. When you go down to the woods today You'll never believe your eyes. For todays the day The teddies get their own back Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic. When heretic is their barbeque. Is that barbeque or cucumber relish with your barbequed biker Mr Cuddles? junie
Heretic - know this song?
When you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
When you go down to the woods today
You'll never believe your eyes.
For todays the day
The teddies get their own back
Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
When heretic is their barbeque.
Is that barbeque or cucumber relish with your barbequed biker Mr Cuddles?
junie
Junie2006
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 22:02
Quoting
Junie2006 :
Nothing wrong with being a softie, keeps us human. Like your blogs and contributions. Keep cool. Daddys and teddies are important too.
junie
Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
Nothing wrong with being a softie, keeps us human. Like your blogs and contributions. Keep cool. Daddys and teddies are important too. junie
Junie2006
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 21:55
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Junie2006 :
That's nothing. She's probably not tried the teddy in a blender trick yet.
junie
Re: hossv8 write: Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....
Re: hossv8 write: Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....
That's nothing. She's probably not tried the teddy in a blender trick yet. junie
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 11:25
Quoting hossv8 : Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....
Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....
HDCouple4U2NV
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 06:20
Quoting HDCouple4U2NV : Awh a good laugh in the morning I needed it this morning...kids can always make ya appriciate life huh?
Awh a good laugh in the morning I needed it this morning...kids can always make ya appriciate life huh?
Junie2006
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 05:59
Quoting
Junie2006 :
You are a bunch of sickos. I assume that this is right up your street. ASTA LA VISTA BABYBEAR!!
Re: Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re: Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
You are a bunch of sickos. I assume that this is right up your street. ASTA LA VISTA BABYBEAR!!
Junie2006
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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 05:54
Quoting
Junie2006 :
"You've hurt my feelings, And I have to sleep with the nightlite left on."
signed
Little Teddy
Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose
Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose
"You've hurt my feelings, And I have to sleep with the nightlite left on." signed Little Teddy
Heretic
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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 18:40
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Heretic :
Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 18:29
Quoting NightNurse : That is funny. They learn quick. Ya just gotta love children and their wonderful imaginations!!
That is funny. They learn quick. Ya just gotta love children and their wonderful imaginations!!
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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 14:58
Quoting Likeitalot73 : You'll be fit to be tied
You'll be fit to be tied
ohsusieq
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Posted on Sun, Sep 30, 2007 12:35
Quoting ohsusieq : Re: James I think that is what is scaring him LOL james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re: James I think that is what is scaring him LOL
james77075 write:
Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p
Heretic write:
Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!!
james77075 write:
well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Junie2006
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Posted on Sun, Sep 30, 2007 02:51
Quoting
Junie2006 :
Typical!!!!
No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings?
Junie
Re: james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re: james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie
Heretic
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 19:53
Quoting
Heretic :
Re:OF COURSE....Who wouldn't be? james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re:OF COURSE....Who wouldn't be? james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
james77075
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 18:44
Quoting
james77075 :
Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Heretic
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 18:29
Quoting
Heretic :
Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
james77075
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 16:33
Quoting james77075 : well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol
Junie2006
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 04:27
Quoting Junie2006 : A Hog Tied sad looking teddy comes to mind wondering if he will stay tied to the table leg all night long or get back into bed for a cuddle. She may use as a variation to sleeping on the couch whe she is older. AWWW poor teddies.
A Hog Tied sad looking teddy comes to mind wondering if he will stay tied to the table leg all night long or get back into bed for a cuddle. She may use as a variation to sleeping on the couch whe she is older.
AWWW poor teddies.
ohsusieq
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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 00:33
Quoting ohsusieq : You bet ya. And they learn so quick
You bet ya. And they learn so quick
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