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Posted on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 19:38

My 7 year old daughter wanted to learn how to tie animals. So cut a piece of light twine like you would use for a clothes line. I used this to show her how to tie a bolen knot around the leg of a coffee table.....Now she has all her stuffed animals tied to all the tables and chairs in the house and says she is breaking them to lead. Next she wants me to teach her how to throw a lariat.....I am not sure that is a good idea. I used to sneak up on my grandpa and heel him.....I am sure my daughter will do the same to me


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 22:09

Heretic - know this song? When you go down to the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. When you go down to the woods today You'll never believe your eyes. For todays the day The teddies get their own back Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic. When heretic is their barbeque. Is that barbeque or cucumber relish with your barbequed biker Mr Cuddles? junie


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 22:02

Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie

Nothing wrong with being a softie, keeps us human. Like your blogs and contributions. Keep cool. Daddys and teddies are important too. junie


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 21:55

Re: hossv8 write: Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....

That's nothing. She's probably not tried the teddy in a blender trick yet. junie


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 11:25

Be careful...she might become a teddy torturer or teddy serial killer.....

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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 06:20

Awh a good laugh in the morning I needed it this morning...kids can always make ya appriciate life huh?


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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 05:59

Re: Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

You are a bunch of sickos. I assume that this is right up your street. ASTA LA VISTA BABYBEAR!!

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Posted on Thu, Oct 04, 2007 05:54

Re: Heretic write: Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose

"You've hurt my feelings, And I have to sleep with the nightlite left on." signed Little Teddy

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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 18:40

Re:This just made me choke on my coffee laughing....at least it did not squirt out my nose Junie2006 write: Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie



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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 18:29

That is funny. They learn quick. Ya just gotta love children and their wonderful imaginations!!


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Posted on Mon, Oct 01, 2007 14:58

You'll be fit to be tied


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Posted on Sun, Sep 30, 2007 12:35

Re: James I think that is what is scaring him LOL james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol


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Posted on Sun, Sep 30, 2007 02:51

Re: james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol

Typical!!!! No one is thinking of those poor teddies. They might be reading this. What about their feelings? Junie


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 19:53

Re:OF COURSE....Who wouldn't be? james77075 write: Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol



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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 18:44

Re:..lol....scare she may be more like dad??..lol....;p Heretic write: Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol



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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 18:29

Re:WHAT????? turn her loose with my skinning knife....not just NO, but HELL NO!!!!! james77075 write: well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol



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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 16:33

well...now show her how to skin 'em...lol


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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 04:27

A Hog Tied sad looking teddy comes to mind wondering if he will stay tied to the table leg all night long or get back into bed for a cuddle. She may use as a variation to sleeping on the couch whe she is older. AWWW poor teddies.

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Posted on Sat, Sep 29, 2007 00:33

You bet ya. And they learn so quick


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