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Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 06:53 PM

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him. "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "Your're with the"GOVERNMENT" ... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!!"

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Posted on Sep 12, 2007 at 03:44 AM

Re: Well change is good sometimes Sherr suburbansweetheart write: Man and they say you have to kiss alot of frogs to find your prince... But a GOVERMENT Man sheesh.. I'll stick with the stamp colector...lol


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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 05:13 PM

Awh come on RK not all woman are like that! The only time I am a danger to our bank account is if I step into the Harley shop....any Harley shop. LOL

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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 09:28 AM

Re: Deep that is fuking hilarious. Only cause it is true. You don't have married to have that symbol. deepinthesticks write: on the subject of marriage - an oldie but a goody...


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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 09:28 AM

Hey deep Tom and I put both our checks in the same account and he acrually uses more of it than me I am at work so much and all is paid for here...kinda like being in jail but I get paid for it LOL. And paid pretty well if I must say.

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Posted on Sep 10, 2007 at 09:20 AM

on the subject of marriage - an oldie but a goody...

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Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 07:10 PM

yep yhat is the gov. for ya LMAO good one

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Posted on Sep 09, 2007 at 06:55 PM

This is one I'll have to pass on! Thanks for the laugh!

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