Quoting demoman:

I found this on another site and thought ya all might like it. I want to go back to a time when decisions were made by chanting "eeny, meeny, miney, mo". When mistakes were easily corrected by proclaiming "do over!" When the worst financial problem you could have was not being chosen "banker" in Monopoly. When "race issue" meant arguing about who could run fastest. When the worst thing you could catch from the opposite gender was cooties. When having a weapon in school meant being caught with a squirt gun. When "war" was a card game. When the ultimate weapon was a water balloon. When getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. When the most serious thing that angered you was the fact that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event. When Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for toys. When catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. When spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was a cause for hysterical giggles. When a deck of playing cards and a few clothespins transformed any bike into a motorcycle. When oddities like a freshly dug cellar hole or a newly felled tree were considered toys. When the term "batteries not included" hadn't yet been coined. When a dollar would buy you a month's worth of penny candy. When the highlight of your summer day was hearing the dulcet tones of the ice cream truck making its rounds. When a picnic was the social event of the season. I wanna be a kid again!